Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

[GloomyWaters]

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

DH doesn't know I like to masterbate (I feel really shit inside about it)

@BluebellsGreenbells - No knickers does not prevent Covid. But an air conditioned undercarriage is a cooling summer-sport with a sun dress on a warm day.

I used to be married to a Dave.

Anyway, if I tell you a secret that no-one else knows, then it won't be a secret that no-one else knows any more, will it? The universe might implode on itself and where will we be then?

Hi ladies, the line starts round the corner.

@Doggotired

My married friend is having an affair with her best friends husband who is also her husbands best friend. The 4 of them do everything together. Nobody knows but me and neither of them know I know....

Oooooo how do you know???

It was me that put the dent in the garage door.

@LoveableDave

Hi ladies, the line starts round the corner.

Nah - been there, done that. Hi Dave, how's things?

I've shagged 2 Daves from work over the years.
However it was the third Dave that I really really wanted.....

@blissfulllife Why would you do that? S he a terrible father?

I have a secret social media account and I’m friends with all my kids friends. They think I’m a non binary 13 year old anime fan who plays basketball.

@EmmaGrundyForPM

I suffer from horrendous depression. I often plan how I'm going to kill myself. No one knows apart from dh.

Everyone thinks I'm the life and soul of the party. They don't realise that the only reason I'm always busy/out/involved is because if I stop to think about things, I spiral down into the depths of depression.

Please ask for help .

I have invested in some bitcoin back in 2016 and now it's worth quite a bit of money. My 'D'H doesn't know about it. I am planning to divorce him before I cash in, but haven't even started the divorce process yet. We have young DCs, I feel torn.

Feeling intrigued as my DH is called Dave...

All this Dave shagging

I once burnt a hole in my friend's living room carpet, and tipped white wine over it to put it out. I moved the rug slightly so it didn't show.

[quote lovelybitofsquirrell]@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

btw loving your username. just started rewatching FDN from s1 the other day.
so funny

While we are admitting things, I cried at the FND reunion [/quote]
Me too 🥺.

@crazemaze - Do you feel shit inside about him not knowing? Or shit inside about doing it?

I participate regularly. And proud of it! It’s a different need. Nothing to be a secret about! It’s normal.

I'm pregnant with Daves baby

The woman who everyone in our village thinks is a super mum and perfect wife is shagging my parents next door neighbour.

All my exes are much better off and more successful than DH. I pretend I don't mind, but I do. Even though on balance I still wouldn't want to have married any of them.

@crazemaze

DH doesn't know I like to masterbate (I feel really shit inside about it)

It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Completely normal behaviour. I do it all the time.

I work at a sexual health clinic. One of our regulars - I’ll just refer to him as Dave to protect his privacy - came in for some intimate tests this week and has sadly got the lot! He’ll be getting a call tomorrow.

@Henio

I saw them!

@saleorbouy

My brother and I in our mischievous youth dug up the schools time capsule the evening after the burial ceremony and replaced it with a note in a bottle detailing the new buried position in the school garden. I don't know when it's getting retrieved but I'd love to seethe surprise on their faces.

I am Dave's doctor, he has syphilis, sorry ladies

I was left in charge of a ward during the night in my first year of training, they were very short staffed. A lady died because I was too scared to walk around the ward. It’s over 30 year ago, but I can’t get over it .