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Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

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GloomyWaters · 04/06/2021 00:23

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

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Mamanyt · 04/06/2021 19:25

[quote DIanaRiggFan]@Mmmcheese89 so sorry to hear this

@Mamanyt also so sorry to hear this[/quote]
Thank you. As strokes go, it was quite gentle. I have no paralysis, no facial dragging, no speech issues, no cognition issues. LOL, what I DO have, in spades, is shot balance and coordination, and no concentration to speak of! When I'm sitting still, I feel like nothing has happened...then I stand up! OOPS!

BluebellsGreenbells · 04/06/2021 19:25

FelineUK

StarlightLady
I haven’t worn knickers since Friday last week.
Haven't worn any since Covid ;-)

Does it prevent Covid? Why is this a secret? You must inform government immediately!

AnAwesomePossum · 04/06/2021 19:25

@Missillusioned

I slept with Dave from work.
I also slept with Dave from work.
ApplyWithin · 04/06/2021 19:26

I’ve been having botox (very light touch!!!) for over a year. No-one know. Not even DH. This is not because he would disapprove, simply because he would be too interested! He’d be analysing my face after every visit and wouldn’t be able to resist mentioning it in conversation with friends. It would just become a big deal and I like that it’s my secret.

Titterofwit · 04/06/2021 19:26

I wrote fuck on the blackboard . I was aged 10 in acatholic grils primary school and everyone was in the room at the time.

I dared myself for some reason ( hated school actually - that was the reason) and was amazed that nobody noticed I did it. And a bit miffed although I didnt own up when the teacher went apeshit.
I got away with it because I wrote it with my hand behind my back and the result was a pretty good effort if I say so myself Grin

Omemiserum · 04/06/2021 19:28

@UKnowHowUsCatholicGirlsCanBe

When I go to the supermarket I'll spend a bit of time chilling on my phone in the car park first.

By a bit read 20-30mins.

I used to do this when kids were small. Leave then with Dh, shop, buy a mag, a cream cake , sit in car , eat cake and read mag. Get home , complain how busy supermarket was.
Ophanim · 04/06/2021 19:29

@vodkaredbullgirl

I'm a secret millionaire Grin
So am I. Only DH and I know (although I think others may suspect).
ImbarbaraB · 04/06/2021 19:29

@NoviceGardenLady

For the next 5 years, DP will be getting £40,000 bonus on top of his regular salary for basically doing bugger all.

I'm so proud of him and looking forward to the extra money but no-one IRL knows

Assume he works for BP?
Junebean9 · 04/06/2021 19:30

I have a secret £9k running away fund just incase (that's ALOT of money to us). I don't need it now but you never know.

LunaNimbus · 04/06/2021 19:32

(NC) This is the first time I've ever admitted to this....I was a teenage Mum back in the 1990's. So many people including medical folk, teachers etc looked down on me and said some terribly hurtful things. I have such a thick skin now I'm like a rhino!

I was so determined to prove them all wrong, got my qualifications, good job, worked my arse off, paid off my mortgage in my 40's, more than enough rainy day savings and never claimed benefits (not that there's anything wrong with that but people seemed so against young mums having the cheek to want to feed and clothe their babies via benefits they were entitled to claim back in the 90's..).

The bit no ones knows that caused this 'terrible shame', I was abused by the partner of a distant family member. They're still alive and I occasionally have to be in their company at big family do's like funerals. But, one day, in the not to distant future, I'll be reporting it to the police and they'll probably die of old age in prison. I've always felt I have to wait until some of my closer family are gone first though as it will be like dropping a nuclear bomb on my family.

Oh, and the baby, my now grown-up daughter is just the most amazing person, I'm so bloody proud of her and the person she has become.

Ostryga · 04/06/2021 19:33

I did sleep with the guy I told everyone I was just friends with.

FabulouslyFab · 04/06/2021 19:33

I could probably sell my story about who broke up my marriage - but I really can’t be bothered. I’m not that broke yet.

JustGiveMeGin · 04/06/2021 19:35

I have so many that I need to take to the grave with me or I won't be married much longer Blush

VorpalSword · 04/06/2021 19:35

@ImbarbaraB

Assume he works for BP?

Why?

Gameofbones · 04/06/2021 19:38

I’ve had a threesome with a man and a woman who i didn’t know.
Picked them up online. Went over there, did the deed and left again. It was mediocre.

SunshineCake · 04/06/2021 19:38

@LunaNimbus

(NC) This is the first time I've ever admitted to this....I was a teenage Mum back in the 1990's. So many people including medical folk, teachers etc looked down on me and said some terribly hurtful things. I have such a thick skin now I'm like a rhino!

I was so determined to prove them all wrong, got my qualifications, good job, worked my arse off, paid off my mortgage in my 40's, more than enough rainy day savings and never claimed benefits (not that there's anything wrong with that but people seemed so against young mums having the cheek to want to feed and clothe their babies via benefits they were entitled to claim back in the 90's..).

The bit no ones knows that caused this 'terrible shame', I was abused by the partner of a distant family member. They're still alive and I occasionally have to be in their company at big family do's like funerals. But, one day, in the not to distant future, I'll be reporting it to the police and they'll probably die of old age in prison. I've always felt I have to wait until some of my closer family are gone first though as it will be like dropping a nuclear bomb on my family.

Oh, and the baby, my now grown-up daughter is just the most amazing person, I'm so bloody proud of her and the person she has become.

I hope this all works out for you.

Took me 30 years but when they had to finally admit it having lied for decades...

ImbarbaraB · 04/06/2021 19:39

I fancied a Dave from work once and then I fancied a Dave who was a friend of my exh.

Looking back I wish I shagged them both

I now feel like I’m missing out on all the Dave love

I do on the other hand have amazing sex with my DH who is rather unassuming and shy but has a huge penis and actually knows what to do with it

ildrja · 04/06/2021 19:40

@SunshineCake

I'm sorry to read this. Could you write it down for the doctor to read if you are worried you can't say it ?
I think that's what I am going to do because there are two separate issues contributing to my mental health decline.

ImbarbaraB · 04/06/2021 19:42

@VorpalSword I can’t quite be sure of the details but to get around something that wouldn’t look good to the public they are giving employees large bonuses in the form of additional salary for the next 3-5 years depending on bonus level and seniority

Unfortunately I am not one of them but heard about it from a few people I know working for BP

saleorbouy · 04/06/2021 19:43

My brother and I in our mischievous youth dug up the schools time capsule the evening after the burial ceremony and replaced it with a note in a bottle detailing the new buried position in the school garden.
I don't know when it's getting retrieved but I'd love to seethe surprise on their faces.

NeverDropYourMoonCup · 04/06/2021 19:45

I despised an ex so much that I didn't dump him for three months after I'd realised how much he made my skin crawl because I was moving house and needed him to do all the lifting and carrying (I couldn't afford a full packing and removals service).

After what I felt was a decent enough interval passed, I persuaded him that it would be a good idea for him to stay at his Mum's and help her decorate for a couple of weeks and dumped him by phoning her and telling her he wasn't to ever come back again or I'd call the police.

EmmaGrundyForPM · 04/06/2021 19:45

I suffer from horrendous depression. I often plan how I'm going to kill myself. No one knows apart from dh.

Everyone thinks I'm the life and soul of the party. They don't realise that the only reason I'm always busy/out/involved is because if I stop to think about things, I spiral down into the depths of depression.

username6hange8888888 · 04/06/2021 19:45

No one in my family,friends or partner know the extent of my previous undercover work. There are places in the uk I will never be able to go to again

LadyLolaRuben · 04/06/2021 19:49

After not finding Mr Right and being in my early 40s, I'm thinking of going to a fertility clinic and having a baby via a donor. Coming from a catholic/ traditional family and having been written off by them in this regard, I'm not going to tell them unless its a success and it will really shock them. Im nervous and excited going it alone

Twinkie01 · 04/06/2021 19:52

I put a cup of urine in my sisters's ragu and watched her eat it. She was horrifically abusive, mentally and physically and it felt like a small victory at the time.

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