Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

[GloomyWaters]

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

I won £2,000,000 on the lottery

I don't want to shag any of the (3) Daves in my work. If any of you Dave shaggers work with me you need to raise your bar a bit.

Turns out my little old mum is worth over a million pounds. She didn’t know either!

I am deeply in love with someone else

I love Dave at work! But I don't think I'd shag him.

I have thrown the plastic plates away at home. Dh uses them, but they're ancient and smell horrible. He doesn't know yet.

I'm disappointed in my brother.

I am dieting.

I'd like to try past life regression CDs.

Dave at my work is always exhausted, can't think why!

I knew full well I was going to leave and divorce my exh when he went for his vasectomy

I'm in love with my best friend.

nope.
some people here know who I am in real life. I ain't risking anything.
my secrets will die with me

When I go to the supermarket I'll spend a bit of time chilling on my phone in the car park first.

By a bit read 20-30mins.

People think my parents bought my house for me. But dont realise im actually richer than my parents ever were, are or will be!

I fancy my best friend. I won't let onto him though. I know I should probably distance myself from the friendship as I'm married but he's been such a support to me and following a suicide attempt by him a couple of years ago he said the only reason he's still here some days is our friendship.

@DaveFromWork

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why are you always tired?

I faked an orgasm on Wednesday night. Not with Dave though...I never fake it with Dave

I'm tired due to all my extra curriculars

@MonicaGellerBing

I won £2,000,000 on the lottery

Brilliant! How are you going to spend it AND keep it quiet?

I'm a secret millionaire

I would like to live on my own, by the sea.

I once planned to kill someone!

They are still living to the best of my knowledge so obviously I did not carry it out.

I had an interview this morning...and got the job :)

I have only just sent some letters I should have sent a week ago.