Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

[GloomyWaters]

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

@Mmmcheese89 so sorry to hear this

@Mamanyt also so sorry to hear this

My children have massive trust funds. They know they had some money left to them by Grandpa, but they have no idea how much!

I’m not sad about deaths reported in the news, I think it is sad for the family but on probably good there is one less human on this overpopulated planet. I’m not sure if I am callous or just pragmatic.

@Doggotired

My married friend is having an affair with her best friends husband who is also her husbands best friend. The 4 of them do everything together. Nobody knows but me and neither of them know I know....

I suspect similar.. I wonder if we have the same friend

When I was 19 I posed topless for my boss in a photo studio. He paid me to go and buy sexy underwear and then hired a makeup artist for me. It was all very bizarre and I don't know why I did it. He probably still has the photos too though I was also given copies which I lost in a house move

One of my 'best friends' doesn't know that I know that she was slating me behind my back at someone house in front of a group of people. She told them about some money issues etc too that was really private. I'll never approach her about it, it's been some time now but I'm more of a closed book around her now....

I don't attend some family events because it's too difficult to keep track of who knows what or still doesn't know particular big things - it's easier not to go than run the risk of saying the wrong thing.

Dave gave me chlamydia. Sorry ladies. Get yourselves checked.

I don't like Dave

Dave, please can you get your finger (or whatever it is ) out and do that work thing that was already a bit late on the 16th? The day that the quality assessor got rescheduled? The people waiting are now going up the wall about it and it ties into the next deadline. Thank you.

@lovelybitofsquirrell

Dave gave me chlamydia. Sorry ladies. Get yourselves checked.

🤣🤣

btw loving your username. just started rewatching FDN from s1 the other day.
so funny

RuthTopp
When I'm driving down a very quiet road and see a lone walker / cyclist , I wonder what it would be like / would you get away with running them over and driving off .
I would 100% never do it , but it goes through my head.

Not cyclists but there is a dog that attacks other dogs (serious injuries) somehow he hasn't been put down. The owner walks him all the time on a long lead. I wonder if I could mow him down and claim my leg had a spasm? I am a general dog lover just not a vicious dog lover 🐕

This would be a great thread if only truthful things were posted.

I can't put mine. I'd be battered.

I'm not suicidal but l'appel du vide is very real to me, and one day I think it will overpower me.

@blahblahblah321

Ooooh......

@Mamanyt

well, no one here knows this, but I was missing on Mumsnet for most of the month of May because I was in hospital following a stroke.

That was tough. Hope you’re feeling better now.

@gelatodipistacchio

1. I broke my former flatmate's favourite mug. I cleaned it up and never breathed a word. He definitely suspected I did it.

1. I have been married twice. Most people only know about the terrible ex I'm currently divorcing. Hoping I've figured out how not to choose abusive knobs in the future.

1. I want to shag George from work.

Is George very blonde and has links to South Africa?

I'm in touch with my estranged father.. my dm or db dont know..I hate it

I know that a well known crime writer committed nasty and well planned criminal offences and got away with it. They are dead now.

@AlfonsoTheMango

I'm disappointed in my brother.

Your brother Dave?

I'm a millionaire. Just

When the news says x person is missing/killed by y person I Facebook to see what their lives were like x and y

I always wonder what it would be like to jump in front of a high speed train, how much would the initial impact hurt

@spandaubally

I know that a well known crime writer committed nasty and well planned criminal offences and got away with it. They are dead now.

Who?

I'm in love with Dave but I'm just one of many. It's breaks my heart. I know I should walk away but the sex is off the chart and I live in hope that one day he will be just mine.

@SunshineCake

This would be a great thread if only truthful things were posted.

I can't put mine. I'd be battered.

Come on, I shared mine. Let's hear some real secrets.