Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

[GloomyWaters]

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

@JaneJeffer, oddly enough my brother's name is Dave...

Now I'm wondering if I should re-think how I feel about him.

It wouldn't be a secret then, would it? They were vicious and intricately planned and carried out. The crime writer concerned obviously got pleasure out of the process.

@MurderSheTypedSortOf

Nope, that is a different George. This one is dark and beardy.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

btw loving your username. just started rewatching FDN from s1 the other day.
so funny

While we are admitting things, I cried at the FND reunion

@Missillusioned

I slept with Dave from work.

Oh god, not Dave

My exes dad is not is his dad but their old neighbour is... his mum had a fling with with him. I’ve never told him even at times when he’s been really vile to me I’ve kept it in.

Also same ex had an affair got her pregnant she had a termination but her husband doesn’t / didn’t know.. I loved smiling and asking after her if I saw her in town before I moved as she didn’t know if I would say something or not. I would beline for her if she was with her DH just to put the shits up her. Bitch.

I reported a family member to DVSA and they lost their licence following it.

I'm having a gastric bypass shortly and DH knows, but nobody else

It was me who bashed up the front corner of our car, not some random in a supermarket car park

Oh, and Dave - I shagged him too. In the front seat of a Citroen Saxo. He was shit. But I was waaayyy more flexible back then. He was still shit and had a tiny cock.

I fancy Dave from work a bit But he's married to my friend and I'm secretly shagging my other colleague already.

I'll share another one since all these Dave comments are starting to bore me.

When I was a teenager, I catfished my ex to see if he would cheat on me. Then I had him kicked out of school.

I used to sleep with my ex’s brother. There was actually a day when I slept with both in one day.
Simon in the early morning and George in the midnight..
Oh these were the times…in the 90s …wild and free….

@DeeDimer

I had an interview this morning...and got the job :)

Brilliant news - well done

[quote AlfonsoTheMango]@JaneJeffer, oddly enough my brother's name is Dave...[/quote]

Yea the Dave comments were vaguely amusing for the first couple. But it's boring now

I married Dave from work 😂

@Teessider

Yea the Dave comments were vaguely amusing for the first couple. But it's boring now

Spoilsport

@spandaubally

It wouldn't be a secret then, would it? They were vicious and intricately planned and carried out. The crime writer concerned obviously got pleasure out of the process.

This is freaking me out!

I am teetering on the edge of a complete mental breakdown. Mental health absolutely down the toilet. Lonely. There's absolutely no one who cares about me at all.
I think I'm going to the GP about it next week but it's so hard as I will then have to tell soemone.

I’ve never shagged anyone called Dave. The FOMO is real

I stalk the showers at my gym & nick forgotten bottles of shampoo and conditioners, just for the hell of it There is an elderly lady that checks all the lockers for pound coins. She doesn't know that I can see her.

I would like to live on my own, by the sea.

Me too. I fantasise about it most days.

I have been wearing non-matching flip flops all week. Been all over the place in them. Just noticed today. The dog has claimed one of the other non-matching pairs for himself and the other is missing completly so...meh.

I hate my DIL but it's not really a secret.

I am never going home (home town) ever again. My family think I will. They are waiting for me to be “well” enough. The more “well” I get, the more I know I must not go back. I am forced by their choices, to love them from a distance.
I will never go back and no one know. Yet