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Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

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GloomyWaters · 04/06/2021 00:23

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

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BrownEyedGirl80 · 04/06/2021 16:51

I've got my second driving test tomorrow.Only dh and ds know.

I shagged around on exH before I ended our marriage.When we split he asked me if id been faithful and I said yes because the mother of his dd had an affair and it fucked him up.

EBearhug · 04/06/2021 16:56

I shagged Dave at work, too. It wasn't the worst, but he did get a bit over-excited at being with me. I probably wouldn't have, if I hadn't been so hormonal challenged.

FluffyPJs · 04/06/2021 16:57

My husband recently got a bonus of £50,000! We are still in shock - it's more than his annual wage.

DaveFromWork · 04/06/2021 17:00

@Ebearhug I have been known to get excited, sorry about that.

Hm2020 · 04/06/2021 17:01

I have just disowned my narcissist sister and blocked her I am sitting next to my mum who doesn’t know yet I have blocked her and looks like I’m going no contact it’s going to all blow up very badly when it comes out this is very much the calm before the storm.

QueeniesCroft · 04/06/2021 17:02

@Cocolapew

I don't want to shag any of the (3) Daves in my work. If any of you Dave shaggers work with me you need to raise your bar a bit.
I work from home now, but when I was 17 there was a situation with "Dave who wasn't Dave who wasn't Mick". It all revolved around my complete inability to recognise people I don't know well, 'nuff said!
IEat · 04/06/2021 17:02

I only kissed Dave from work in 2006.. he was pissed. I love him. He sent me the full England Rugby Swing Low, sweet chariot song before he came round 💋💕

I hate as in really really hate 2 of the women I have to work with.. one is absolutely shit (she says we are best friends.. we are not) the other is a rough whore who only works when the boss looking. Have tried to talk to them to advise them I may as well hit my head against a brink wall . 2 months and I’ll be moving on.. HALLELUJAH

supermodel · 04/06/2021 17:02

Marking my place.....

HappyPumpkin81 · 04/06/2021 17:03

I’ve received a letter from the NHS confirming I have been added to the surgical waiting list. I’m not sure why. I saw the doctor a couple of months ago so it could be connected to that, I plan to wait however many years it takes to get an appointment as I’ll probably need something by then. (I feel mildly guilty that it is a mistake and there is someone out there that might need to be on the list and isn’t!).

Mmmcheese89 · 04/06/2021 17:06

That whilst my life now looks great on the outside I sometimes wish my attacker had killed me 7 years ago.

That I have feelings for Emma (but she'll never know).

hydrant · 04/06/2021 17:06

I've had 5 abortions and have zero regrets about it.

QueeniesCroft · 04/06/2021 17:08

The real reason I had a huge greenhouse built, is that my children desperately want their parents to stay together and I would never be able to leave my greenhouse (or afford another one elsehwere). Their father, not so much.

polkadotpjs · 04/06/2021 17:10

Queenie I'm sorry 😞
I have not Shagged you Dave but think you're a very attractive man - glad to hear you've had such success.

Mrsmadevans · 04/06/2021 17:22

We are millionaires but no one knows ,
l am still as tight as a ducks arse Grin

Mrsmadevans · 04/06/2021 17:24

@Hm2020

I have just disowned my narcissist sister and blocked her I am sitting next to my mum who doesn’t know yet I have blocked her and looks like I’m going no contact it’s going to all blow up very badly when it comes out this is very much the calm before the storm.
I feel your pain Flowers It's very difficult and upsetting . Good Luck
veronicaofmarsthethird · 04/06/2021 17:24

The man I call Dad that everyone thinks is my Dad? He is my Dad, but not biologically.

My biological dad is very famous... but only in my home country so nobody would have heard of him even if I told you Grin

Britvic55 · 04/06/2021 17:25

When I was 17, I went for a drive in the middle of nowhere with a man I had never met who stopped his car and chatted me up, because he offered to show me what oral sex was like. I didn't like it, so he brought me home. Thank fuck!

Highfivemum · 04/06/2021 17:27

All very interesting to read. Just shows we all have little secrets or know someone else’s.
My friends Dad is not her Dad but her grandad. She doesn’t know and I am swore to secrecy. It haunts me that I know and she doesn’t but I cannot tell. ( she doesn’t go on social media )

FuckingFabulous · 04/06/2021 17:29

Nobody irl knows that someone famous sexually assaulted me. It was 11 years ago, he's a comedian, although I think retired now.

Sideorderofchips · 04/06/2021 17:29

That the person who wrecked my marriage will get her comeuppance fairly soon

MissConductUS · 04/06/2021 17:32

@Cocolapew

I don't want to shag any of the (3) Daves in my work. If any of you Dave shaggers work with me you need to raise your bar a bit.
I agree. If it's Dave from Accounts, he's a bit of a mess.

I'm a Yank and a New Yorker. but we're not as rude or pushy as we're made out to be.

Confusedandshaken · 04/06/2021 17:33

I really dislike my mum. I act the loving daughter and help her and take care of her because she is old and lonely, but she is a very unpleasant person. There is a reason why she is lonely. I I wouldn't talk to her either if I didn't feel obliged to.

MellowMelly · 04/06/2021 17:33

I had a couple of really promiscuous years when I was younger. I look back on that time now and wonder what on earth I was doing. I’ve never told anyone because even I’m still shocked with my own self.

TheLibraryIsOpen · 04/06/2021 17:35

I knocked the statue of Gladstone's head off just before curtain up on a youth theatre performance of Matchgirls. I never confessed. It fell over behind me just at the moment I lifted my foot. I still feel guilty but it was mended before curtain up!

DinosaurDiana · 04/06/2021 17:37

I’ve got a divorce fund not in a bank 😉

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