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Tell us a secret that no one else knows?

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GloomyWaters · 04/06/2021 00:23

Me...by the end of this year I will be divorced...DH has no idea!

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YouokHun · 05/06/2021 10:41

@itsnotmeitsu

I like to sniff my dog's ears. They smell of honey :-) [But his paws smell of biscuits.]
My dogs paws smell of popcorn. Her ears smell of honey. My secret is that I prefer being with my dog than being with my DH and teen DC.
Rubbishatchoosingusernames · 05/06/2021 10:41

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Namechange199x · 05/06/2021 10:43

Once in my works lift, after our shift ended about 15 of us went upstairs in a lift. I farted and it was sooo bad stink.. all of my colleagues were blaming each other and I kept quiet..I bet they knew! Lol

YogaLite · 05/06/2021 10:44

@PandorasMailbox, please pm me approx where on the coast u are. It's my secret dream too, just want to know if reality comes close.

BettyUnderswoob · 05/06/2021 10:46

Yes, and the poster of that message feels terrible. What more do you want... blood?
There are far worse illegal things someone can do; no one was hurt FGS!

BettyUnderswoob · 05/06/2021 10:47

Sorry, that was to @IEat

Pintsizedrudy · 05/06/2021 10:47

@StarlightLady Nipple piercings are extremely annoying! They take sooo long to heal and I would consistently get it caught on my shower loofa or if i was wearing a ripped top (bra less). Plus the pain is crazy… I could only bare to get one nipple done😂

Giggorata · 05/06/2021 10:47

PortugirlTES, don't let this define your view of you. You haven’t harmed anyone and you will not repeat it, so let it go. It isn’t as rare as you may think and in some societies, it isn’t/wasn’t the taboo it is in this one.
We have all done things in our pasts we regret and are ashamed of, I know I have done many things that make me cringe when I think of them. But I put them down to experience, and move on to now, where I try to be someone I can live with. 💐

Abouttogoforadrive · 05/06/2021 10:57

I haven’t had sex since 2002. That’s 19 years. I had a 14 year relationship that broke my heart when it ended and then I juddered into two emotionally unstable (but great sex) relationships one of which also really hurt. And that ended 19 years and 2 months ago. And I’ve never had sex since. I really used to enjoy sex too. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be held anymore. Love stories have started to sound like fiction and I won’t watch them in the cinema or read them in a book. If I come across one by accident though, I weep.

Chocaholic9 · 05/06/2021 11:06

If I go back to Ireland I'll probably get arrested upon arrival

Chocaholic9 · 05/06/2021 11:16

@NegativelyPositive

I am putting on a brave face as i tested positive for covid today, I've been crying on Facetime to friends, but, theres more to it I haven't told them - i also discovered i was miscarrying today anyway while going through an early termination.

I feel extremely lonely locked away in a room with no support. The confusion, sadness and shame is killing me, I am beside myself and ill on top of it all.

So sorry to hear that. I hope that you start to feel better soon.
StarlightLady · 05/06/2021 11:23

@IEat - Lecturing at this stage does not help anyone at all.

@Giggoeata - In my view you sum things up completely. Let the other poster move on.

Chocaholic9 · 05/06/2021 11:23

I've had premonitions about myself and other people that have come true throughout my life. If this premonition is the same as the others, I know who I will marry and when it will happen.

UseOfWeapons · 05/06/2021 11:25

Recently divorced from exDH1, I had sex with a bloke one afternoon, and with his father in the evening. Neither of them knew.

UseOfWeapons · 05/06/2021 11:26

...about one another, of that I’d had sex with them both!😉

MydadiscalledDave · 05/06/2021 11:27

I found my dad's very violent porn when I was 14. Lots of rape stuff and things that are illegal. I'm ashamed to say I watched a fair bit of it out of a sense of morbid curiosity.

He has no idea that I know, but it's totally changed how I see him as a person. He's also an abusive prick though, so the relationship was ruined anyway.

Chocaholic9 · 05/06/2021 11:31

@PortugirlTES

Jeez... if anyone wants to pacify me now it would be appreciated. Never told anyone before and am now in pieces.
You should forget it and move on. It was a drunken mistake and I'm sure you're not the first human to ever have made it.
wobblyweasel · 05/06/2021 11:32

I remortgaged our house without telling my XP - when he later found out he went to the police and I had to go through the gruelling court process. We were having terrible money troubles and he'd just recovered from a bad accident, got compensation and put it all into starting a business. I did what I thought was right to save the family home.

I think I'd better tell my DM about my DF - Dave! Seems he's been getting around a bit!

ivegotthisyeah · 05/06/2021 11:35

@Sideorderofchips this was makes me 😁😁 and I want to know more

Wanttocry · 05/06/2021 11:46

Being over the age consent is immaterial it’s still illegal, unless you’re not blood related

She’s probably aware of that, but was making the point that it was consensual, because it is a totally different situation if one of them was, say, 14 and the other was an adult.

eveningoftheday · 05/06/2021 11:49

In the final week of secondary school one of my close friends told us she gave hand jobs to several (we never knew how many) of the boys. A few more of us then did it as a dare. I was totally inexperienced, it was so easy to "get" a boy and do it, certainly messed up my approach to relationships until I matured a bit.

likestartingover · 05/06/2021 11:56

I read true crimes stores, it makes me feel really really awkward because I know they are real people and its not fiction. I have a r**e fantasy, I've read different theories, but it just seems messed up. I have a good, happy and successful life, but wish I did not have this dark stuff that I can't talk to friends or even DH about.

Beetlewing · 05/06/2021 11:58

My male best friend is not gay

languagelover96 · 05/06/2021 12:00

I have endometriosis and my mom and dad know but no one else does.

Beetlewing · 05/06/2021 12:06

@SunshineCake

This would be a great thread if only truthful things were posted.

I can't put mine. I'd be battered.

Do it!
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