Innocent jokes for children

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Morning all! I am after some kids jokes that go down well with primary aged children and wondered if anyone could share their favourite?

Just to set the level I'm talking about

Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
SMELL MY POO?!

Thanks in advance

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Ok, ok, No need to cry about it!

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

What did one slug say to the other? See you next slime!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
interrupting cow.....(Knocker says) MOO

What’s brown and sticky? A stick?

Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed.

Knock knock? Who’s there? Dunna. Dunna who? Dunna poo!

I love these!!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle

The parrots ate them all

Knock knock
Who's there
Europe
Europe who
I'm not a poo!

knock knock
who's there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me

2 monkeys got into a bath. One said "OOO OOO OOOO AAA AAA AAA", the other one said "well put some cold in, then!"

how do you make an octopus laugh?
ten tickles

what has a bottom at the top?
legs

What do you call Harry Potter with a cold?

Harry Snotter!

What’s a pirates favourite shop?

Arrrrrrrgos

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

I may need to readdress my maturity because these are making me chuckle

Why did piglets fingers smell funny?

Because he'd just played with Pooh.

Or an alternative:
Why did the bakers hands smell funny?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Following on from the pirate one
What's a pirates favourite letter?
Arrrrr?
You might think that but his first love be the sea!

My son's favourite:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat who the door and find out.

Why did the crab get lifted?
Because it kept on pinching things.

Knock knock
Whose there?
Thank
Thank who
Your welcome

The duck joke. (too long to type out but duck walks into a bar/store and asks for bread/grapes). Also, as above, the stick joke.

Following in from @Yutes joke... To be said after the cow version:
Knock knock
Who's there
Interrupting starfish
Interrup... put palm of open hand in the child's face as in a starfish

Why shouldn’t you give a balloon to a girl called Elsa? Because she will Let It Go...

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You’re under a vest.

There were two fish in a tank. One said to the other "who's driving?"

Where did Hitler keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.