Innocent jokes for children

[CaviarAndCigarettes]

Morning all! I am after some kids jokes that go down well with primary aged children and wondered if anyone could share their favourite?

Just to set the level I'm talking about

Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
SMELL MY POO?!

Thanks in advance

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky.

What do you call a pea that rolls off your plate?
An escapea.

What's green and goes up and down?
A gooseberry in a lift.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Woolley jumpers

What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia

Why did the lettuce blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing

Where do you weigh a whale?
At a whaleweigh station

My kids love the ‘Ha Ha Bonk’ joke book:
www.theworks.co.uk/p/funny-books-childrens/ha-ha-bonk-book/9780140314120.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwktKFBhCkARIsAJeDT0jLbPOqzx8hp-irpcqPXOum6-AOM_rAHOKf6KtEjHr9wcltiwo_MlAaAiFxEALw_wcB

Why aren't clowns cannibals?
They taste funny.

What do you get if you cross a sheep, a kangaroo and a pot of glue?
Woolley jumpers

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they aaargh

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
He wanted to make time fly.

How do you get down from a tree?
Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.

Did you hear about shortbread?
They aren't making it any longer.
(Although this is even funnier when DN tells it as "did you hear about biscuits" because it makes no sense )

my grand daughter told me this one yesterday.

what do cows do on fridays?
go to the MOOvies

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

@nancy75

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aaargh

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and 3 legs? Still no idea.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

What did the earwig say when it fell off the table.........ere we go!

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a washing machine!

Blatant placemarking, my kids would love these. Come morning I might be able to remember some of theirs to share!

Ten men under an umbrella, none of them got wet.
It wasn't raining.

What's black and white and read (red) all over?
A newspaper.

When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse.

What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

What's blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff.

What's orange and round?
An orange.

Two snowmen. One says to the other: "Can you smell carrots?"

What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A raisin.

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.

I'm here all week folks!

How do you fit 100 pikachus on a bus?

You Pokemon!