She ate bread!!

[eddiemairswife]

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow 'broke down' and ate bread during lockdown.

Hmmm, not sure how to take your post OP.

She’s obviously had an issue during lockdown and has turned to bread. Bread may be isn’t something most would have an issue with but plenty have had an issue with alcohol over the last 12 months. Poor diet choices and inactive lifestyles too.

Lots of people have had struggles over the last year. GP has obviously been the same and I don’t think turning to bread is something to make fun of. After all, you’d not make fun of someone eating too many packets of crisps or chocolate or a bottle of wine most nights.

If I am reading your post correctly please remember. Be kind.

I thought it was multiple whisky sours every night and cigarettes that she fessed to? Bread barely seems worth mentioning after that.

She did stipulate it was “quinoa whiskey” though.

I thought she'd been on the sauce? That's what I read anyway.

And frankly, haven't many of us.

She drank several nights a week and ate bread and pasta when she usually eats very clean.

Plenty of people have been on here complaining they have been drinking and binge eating, why mock Gwyneth Paltrow for it?

Yes to GP, bread might as well be crack
God knows what she'd think of me!

Be kind.

I don't think telling women to 'be' anything is terribly liberating tbh. Do men get this on pistonheads?

Given the amount of utter shite she foists on people for ridiculous prices I think ms Paltrow can withstand a bit of leg pulling re her excesses.

Probably whilst sat in a dark room with only the glow from her fanny candles

I don't think OP is mocking her - she doesn't need anyone to mock her, she's doing it to herself - "broke down" eating bread - I mean c'mon!!!

Omg bread, bread!
Imagine what she's foisting on her kids...

If I am reading your post correctly please remember. Be kind.

For god sakes. “Please remember: Be kind” is either irritating in the mould of “BE ALERT” or nothingy in the way “Mind the Gap” fades into the background.

Phrasing it like a tannoy announcement isn’t helping.

I had a similar thing this last lockdown with pasta after being low carb for two years. Pasta was turned out to being my gateway food to chocolate, rice, bread, crisps, whole tubs of Ben and Jerry’s... 8kg later...

@FromHereToModernity

Be kind.

I don't think telling women to 'be' anything is terribly liberating tbh. Do men get this on pistonheads?

I would think a multi millionaire who sells vagina scented candles has a rhino hide TBH.

I'm mocking her.
She's ridiculous.

Yep. And wine.

Bread and wine. Perhaps she's found the Lord.

If bread isn't something you usually eat can be quite damaging to suddenly reintroduce into the diet.

I was not expecting these responses to the op.

@Pumpkinstace

If bread isn't something you usually eat can be quite damaging to suddenly reintroduce into the diet.

Not unless you have coeliac or intolerance.

If bread isn't something you usually eat can be quite damaging to suddenly reintroduce into the diet.

God, don't I know it. I try to eat low carb as often as possible but evey now and again I go on a massive bread and pastry binge. I am thinking of taking out shares in Gaviscon.

@SunflowersAndLavender

Yep. And wine.

Bread and wine. Perhaps she's found the Lord.

😂

I, too, mocked her heartily for such a bullshit luvvie “break-out”. I doubt she’ll lose sleep over it!

I'm sure Gwyneth looks like Rosemary in Shallow Hal now after eating bread 🙄

It's a slippery slope, starts with a slice of bread & before you know it you're in Tesco carpark stuffing your face with 2 chocolate elclairs & ditching the box before you get home (that's a little confession on my part)

My goodness! Some people on here are VERY serious.

Whats I did exactly that today. I hate myself now.