Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

The best chocolate cake ever

How long does it take to make a sponge cake?

About 3 weeks 2hours and 56 seconds

Do you ever comb your nostril hair ?

Only after I have had it Permed
What's the best thing for ear wax

Earwigs, they evolved tools for clearing it out. I believe you can buy them at pharmacies ready to deploy.

Where does the sun go at night?

A 24 hours Tesco’s to stock up on heat

Should I just leave early for the fr work?

Sure. Do the PR work while you're at it!

Is Obama a llama?

Yes He Is the Dalai lama
What colour should I dye my hair ?

Tartan ?

What time is tea ?

Tea o'clock of course.

Where is Elvis?

Working at his own Dominos. He managed to save up quite a bit working at the chippy & so bought a Dominos franchise.

What is the best selling pizza at Elvis's store?

Pineapple and pineapple

How many apples should I eat before dinner?

17
What are your plans for the Bank Holiday?

Thought I would row around the world in a tin bath whilst playing the flute

How many large oranges can you stuff whole in your mouth at one time and still look normal

Eighteen and two segments.

Why can't pith just pith off?

Because it's like pithy on a rock bun
Takeaway or not Takeaway ?

To takeaway, or not to takeaway, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to supper,
The pizza and burgers or outrageous fortune cookies,
Or to take forks against a sea of noodles,
And by opposing eat them. To munch —to scoff,
More and more; and by a burp to say we end
The heart-burn and the thousand natural yawns
That washing up is done too: 'tis an evening
Devoutly to be wish'd. To gorge, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream

Did Shakespeare really smoke Hamlets?

I thought he smoked ham rolls?

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

Only when he ran out of Lambert and Butler
It's a long way to Tipperary?

Just round the corner.

Why is Liverpoool having rave and clubs open?

Because Manchester was busy.

North vs South - which is better?

America

What about sunrise?

Tequila sunrise
What about sunset?

Waterloo Sunset

Why do I eat too many biscuits?

Biscuits are part of your five a day, there is no such thing as too much.

Why did the chocolate hobnob cross the road?

Because it didn't want to become boring like his cousin Digestive or even worse his uncle Rich Tea
Is there anything more boring or tasteless than a rich tea biscuit ?