Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Marmite

What's in your shopping basket today?

Nuts. (Wrong answer because I'm allergic.)

Why do allergies have to exist?

Because Adam and Eve ate an apple.

If you had twins, what would you name them?

Twin 1 and Twin2
If you had Triplets what would you name them?

The, Trip, and Lets.

How many children do you have?

None
What shall I get for DH 46,th birthday?

A set of triplets

What's the point in arguing?

Without argument there would be no AIBU, twitter or school debating societies.

Today, I packed my DS's lunchbox with a houmous and carrot pinwheel wrap, 4 cucumber sticks, 2 pepper slices, 2 cherry tomatoes (cut in half ofcourse) and 3 strawberries. AIBU?

Definitely. Where are the crisps? 2 packets at least.
Why are so many people on MN so horrible? (Apart from on this thread, obviously!)

The ones that are are all recovering from paying their Zoflora bills.

What is the name of your closest shop?

Harrods
Anyone for a G and T?

Eurgh. No. Give me apple juice any day.

How come I have a cut on my hand just by opening a door?

Ran out of wood so you made the door of scissors

Why did you open the door?

Because I needed to buy some more apple juice.

Where do you do your weekly shop?

At B&Q
When will Dh stop complaining about his tooth ache?

When you get some pliers and pull it out.

What do you think of my new top?

It's stunning but slightly more purple and gold would make it electrifying
Why do silk trousers never wash well?

You expect too much when you leave silk trousers to do the washing up. Jeans work harder.

What colour silk trousers?

Red and yellow and pink and green... purple and orange and blue.

Can you sing a rainbow too?

No but ABC is easy as 123
Do yo wanna dance?

No I'd rather go to sleep

Why am I so tired?

You're Sleeping Beauty in reverse - you haven't slept for 100 years.

Why do they call it Four In A Bed when there's always more than 4 people there?

Because they all rolled over and one fell out and hit the floor and gave a shout.

Have you ever fallen out of bed?

No. But I once got lost on a dark and stormy night. So I knocked on the door of a castle. I had the worst nights sleep ever because the Queen thought it would be funny to put a pea under the mattress.

Her son, a prince, now wants to marry me. But, I am worried that my future PILs overbearing and a bit weird (who puts peas in beds?).

Should I marry him?

Yes you will clearly live happily ever after
How many frogs have you kissed?