Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Daniel Craig

What's your dream location, location, location?

The middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

What tv show would you like to appear in?

Crimewatch

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I wood say... a good tree's worth.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Where does one even find pickled peppers?

It’s of the few things that are still acceptable in a MN lunch box. Everyone knows pickled peppers grow underground. (Anyone care to go off topic and enlighten us?)

Should there be some names not allowed to be registered for the sake of the child? (I imagine Peter Piper was bullied).

(In trying to comply with wrong answers only...)
John Smith

What's your favourite beverage?

Liquidised mushroom milkshake

What's your plans for today ?

I'm planning on joining the circus and becoming a trapeze artist
Is 47 to old to make it as a Ballerina?

No , it's the perfect age to start training

When you see men doing roadworks do you stop and advise them how it should be done ?

No, because DANGER! MEN AT WORK! means that they may become dangerous when told how to do their job...

Did you know that it's all about that bass, no treble?

I do like fish, but I'm not familiar with the treble either.

Can porcupines swim?

Not sure but they do like eating hamburgers whilst they sit in a Norwegian Spruce.

Are there many Norwegian Bruces about?

Not as many as there are Australian Bruce,s
How many Norwegian Sheila,s are there ?

Just the one last I checked.

How many cabbages does it take to scare a cat?

Only 1, dressed as a big dog.

What shall I have for tea?

You should have cabbage with roasted cabbage & mashed cabbage for your dinner, as cats are not afraid of cabbages unless it's a dog disguised as a giant cabbage.
So you may need to use all your cabbages up depending on how many you bought to try to scare a cat.

How many carrots does it take to scare a dog?

24 carats, as a sovereign ring, on a bear's paw.

How many doubloons are there to the pound?

243
Should I really be drinking Lucozade when I have indigestion?

Yes, the bubbles pop in the tummy and destroy the indegestion.

How long does it take to train to be a doctor?

Basic Dr three weeks for s surgeon another fortnight
How long does it take to train as a Dentist?

Cornfield.

Why am I cold?

75 years so that's why it's so difficult to find a NHS dentist.

Who rang Boris Johnson after they googled his personal mobile number?

You are so cold because you have heard that there will be a new NHS dental practice opening nearby so you have been waiting outside the building for the last 60 years to get on the patient list.

Who rang Boris Johnson after they googled his personal mobile number

The ambulance chasers that knew he had been in an accident and is due compensation..,and kept calling...

What was the last accident you were in?

I may have had a snaccident this afternoon

What happens if you don't put any flour, or sugar, or eggs in your cake mixture?