Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

This lovely principled little chap called Sooty

Who's going to be the new health minister?

Bungle with support from zippy and George
Will Geoffrey be jealous?

Harry Corbett will, even if Geoffrey isn't.

What's the name of that guy who does Sooty now? Robert something??

Robert Louis Stevenson

Who will be the next scapegoat?

Carrie. Which is highly unusual because normally women are never blamed for men's behaviour.

Bath or shower?

Niagara Falls as you'll be cleaner much quicker

What game changing/jaw dropping/WTF news will be announced this weekend? (there's a feeling in the air)

Sweet Caroline is no longer sweet.

Jekyll or Hyde?

Frankenstein
How much wine shall I drink?

Depends if you want to do the deed on your wedding night
(See I knew something was a foot i.e Boris & Carrie's secret/surprise wedding - however I was expecting something a bit more shocking than that)

What would be more shocking?

If Keir Starmer was Best man
Was Keir Starmer best man?

No, he was secretly dubbed 'Worst Man' between the two of them.

Who were the bridesmaids?

Nicola sturgeon and Angela Merkel,
Did Boris have his hair done especially for the occasion?

Yep, the shops have now sold out of hairspray.

Why did people stockpile?

They didn't want to run out of hairspray and not be able to style their hair like Boris
Will Boris,s hairstyle now become the Boris ,much like Jennifer Aniston,s hairstyle became the Rachel in the 90,s ?

So they could provide the buffet for the newlyweds reception in the Downing Street garden

Does Carrie & Boris getting married early & undercover mean that 21st June is cancelled & that 'Lockdown Four Candles or Fork Handles?' will be released (not at a cinema near you, as unfortunately they'll all be shut again)

Boris's hairstyle will be called the 'Pre-Monica' & will be an euphemism for 'yes I would like something for the weekend please'

Does Carrie & Boris getting married early & undercover mean that 21st June is cancelled & that 'Lockdown Four Candles or Fork Handles?' will be released (not at a cinema near you, as unfortunately they'll all be shut again)

Well that depends on follow the science ,the rule of six,bubbles or just saying fuckit let's open anyway and see what happens
Will my new lay z spa hot tub annoy mumsnetters?

No. ALL the vipers will love you for it.

Is Boris punching above his weight?

Yes, however Boris is a master tickler & knows where Carrie's tickle spots are.
He only has to wave his fingers at her & she starts to giggle. That's why she's always smiling

Do Boris & Carrie have a hot tub?

Yes. In the Rose Garden. He has one of those big above ground pools too. He is going to extend furlough and put himself on it so he can chill.

What are you BBQng tonight?

Fish fingers chips and peas
Why is my washing machine such a liar ?

It's not a happy bunny at how you have been talking to it recently

Any tips to be more productive tomorrow?

Eat a good breakfast, wash up, go on Mumsnet... spend the next few hours on Mumsnet... it's good for learning, right?

Why did I eat cake even though my stomach hurts?

Everyone okay?!

Cake heals the soul
Does everyone want s go in my laz y spa apparently Mumsnet thinks they are the devil's cauldron