Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Ooh yes please as I know how to demon wrangle as I saw The Conjuring (The Devil Made Me Do It) yesterday at the pictures & I took notes (well mentally not written ones)

Did anyone get euphoria as a side effect after both AZ Covid jabs or is it just me?
(Felt like I was merry for days- was fabulous!)

Everyone except me it seems.

Why is it sunny on my day at work?

Because you're not at work - you're on the beach!

Why is it sunny everywhere but here?

Because you are in the south pole
Has anyone visited the south pole ?

ME. I took the polar express train.

Should Mrs Claus LTB?

No she should take a lover or two. Mr Claus won't notice as he's a workaholic.

Which famous person should ring me & declare that they love me 🤣?

Chris Whitty
Could you love him back?

I would love him utterly and passionately but I couldn't be with him.

Because...?

Of his habit of saying next slide please when you are in bed

How have the Badgers been recently?

They've all been vaccinated and are annoyed they can't go on holiday to Badgertown, Ohio.

How does a badger travel abroad anyway?

Tunnel if possible so France is popular from the UK

How long would it take to tunnel to America from Dover? If

It's to much digging so they are going to build a bridge ,they reckon six months give or take

Would you enjoy driving to America via Dover on a bridge ?

Of course, especially if they hire the Italians to build it!

What will the bridge be called?

Bridgy mcbridgeface.

Which dignatory would you choose to officially open the bridge?

Katie Price

Which dignitary would the Badgers prefer?

Keir Starmer,with the Badger stripe. Of course
How long would it take to drive across the bridge?

Lady Beth Badger. You wouldn't have heard of her, but she is hugely popular amongst the turnip toff cete.

Cup of tea?

It would take 15 days to drive across The Bridgy McBridgeface Bridge with a cup of tea balanced upon your lap. Well that's if you didn't want to spill it otherwise put your foot down & it takes 2hrs.

I'd rather have champagne darling.

Does the Queen ever go on a shopping spree with the great grandkids (all incognito) & hit Primark, JD Sports & H&M followed by lunch at McDonalds?
(my friend's daughter asked me this question earlier)

All the time she just puts a raincoat on all of them ,and they all wear Primark clothing so they look the same as any other child
How does princess Charlotte feel about Prince George being the important one ?

I couldn't possibly say...

What would the Charlotte version of Megxit be called?

Chuckit

How does Charlotte sort her annoying stinky brothers out?
(I'm sure George & Louis are very clean & smell nice but if you are a girl with brothers you always call your brothers stinky)

She bashes them over the head with the royal sceptre.

Is there such a thing as "boy germs"?

(a popular expression when I was young).

Yes, and it comes in the form of Lynx.

What can I get my DF for father's day?

An Impulse gift set

Did anyone give you flowers or something when you wore your favourite Impulse fragrance?

No but ,someone once climbed in my bedroom with a box of milktray
What is my dog thinking?