Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

No, I don't fancy bolting to Bolton.

Why is Bolton called Bolton?

Because the founder famously manufactured bolts.

Dominic Cummings WTF???????

Hell hath no fury than a Dominic scorned or a Dominic on glue or a Dominic that's found the light.
If all 3 then be very very afraid

Whilst I pull up my chair to watch Domageddon should I have peanuts, popcorn, edible wallpaper or something else to snack on?

Gin and pleanty of it
Will their be Fisticuffs between Dominic and Matt ?

Yep. Dominic will turn Hancock into a doormatt.

Will will.i.am be who he will.he.is?

He will be will.they/them.me

How much gin is plenty?

Five bottles is pleanty ,four not enough
Does Dominic Cummings feel like he's got one over the Government right now?

Dominic Cummings feels he is the government at the moment.

Though will Dominic wake up in the morning with a raging hangover thinking shit what have I started & then do the walk of shame?
Or will he just ring in sick & have a duvet day?
Or something else?

He'll have a duvet day and spend it posting on here.
What will Dilyn the unfortunate number 10 dog be up to?

Peeing on the wallpaper whilst Boris is sending texts to Dom that are signed off with "love from your BJ".

Would you want to be a fly on the wallpaper at No 10 right now?

Not if Dilyn is using the wall as a toilet.

Is summer finally coming?

No as Summer is very afraid of Dominic Cummings so is going to Antarctica instead for some peace, quiet & safety.

Is Demonic Cummings the new Trump, Rasputin, Mother Theresa or someone/something else?

Rumour has it that he has a birthmark that looks remarkably like 666
Did Dominic Cummings,drink plenty of gin last night?

My sources says it was Pina Coladas with a picky tea.

What's Boris having for dinner tonight?

Dog food. (Dilyn is in a sharing mood.)

What breed is Dilyn?

A rag doll - trans dog exploring his cat side.

Q- should I go to the pub on the off chance of a table being available?

Only go if there is no chance of a table being available
How long will this nice weather last?

Half a seco- Oh wait, it's gone.

When will we hit 25 degrees?

When we go to Spain on holiday

Will Spain suddenly turn round & say
de ninguna manera Jim, Bob, Harry y todos los demás británicos también?

Mainland Spain has over eating during Covid and can’t turn around at all now without banging into Ceuta.

Spain or Wales for your next holiday?

Wales. No brainer. The souvenir shops are out of this world.

There's a rat in the kitchen, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
What's the matter with you hey ?

Matt Hancock is the Matt-er.

How long do the Tories have left?

To quote Obi-Won - "You can't win, Dom. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine".

So probably about 3 weeks.

Who is going to be the next PM?