Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

I’ve lost count - 2 maybe

Where was your last holiday?

Bognor Regis, Easter weekend, 1984.

Are we being watched?

Yes the Hills have eyes 👀
If you could go anywhere where would it be ?

Woking Pizza Express

If you could go back in time to any concert in history, which concert would you go to?

A spontaneous concert given by a drunk Brownie leader around a campfire when one too many sherry-soaked-Smores had been consumed in an attempt to numb the pain of having twenty or thirty overtired, homesick 7/8/9 year old girls held at a campsite for a long weekend.

Are the hills really alive with the sound of music?

No, they're alive with the sound of wind chimes, bad mimes, story times and fashion crimes.

What is immediately to the left of your right foot?

My elbow

How often do you eat something?

Every 27 minutes throughout the day and night wether I'm hungry or not
Am I asleep ?

Asleep if a concept dreamt up by the government- no one is ever asleep.

Have you ever been to Jersey?

No, but I've been to Jumper, Cardigan and Pullover.

Where is Pullover?

Pullover is a small uninhabited island in the Hebrides. The last few crofters left in the 1950s and you can see their abandoned houses and furniture on tourist boat trips.

What is the best way to clean venetian blinds?

I use a mop.

Is Henry the hoover married?

No, he had an affair with a Shark (the vacuum variety not the animal!) and Henrietta divorced him.

Why is it snowing in May?

It's not May....

What universe are you in?

I’m in my own little detached universe called Rose Cottage Universe - turn left at Basingstoke and it’s straight ahead.

What is you favourite flower?

Self-raising.

Who is in charge?

My dog
How many days of summer ?

No days, five seconds though.

Am I the only person in the whole world who finds Only Fools and Horses irritating?

Yes. You must immediately leave the country otherwise you will be hunted down and arrested.

Is John Lewis posh?

Not as posh as Matalan
Does anyone not like Garlic?

Werewolves

What has wings and a beak but can't fly?

An angel.

Where are you?

Outside Ebbing, Missouri.

Why is it a 'billboard' and not a 'johnboard'?

Because Bill is the oldest
Why is it Motherboard not FatherBoard?

Because Mothers are superior

Why has my cat started demanding that I walk her to her food bowl & then she will start eating?