Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Because she is superior, and you must bow down before her food bowl before she will deign to eat from it.

What kind of cat do you have?

A cat suit
What kind of dog do you have ?

A downward dog

Can anyone explain to me how yoga is enjoyable and relaxing?

You just have to be in tune with yourself... and the really annoying Baby Shark earworm doo-doo-dooing around your head...

What does Baby Shark do-do-do-do-do-do?

He creates restful musical tunes which soothes young children to sleep.

Daddy Shark has been coming home late and smelling of perfume. What should Mummy Shark do?

LTB and change the locks
Is Noah building another ark?

No - God chose Capita after tendering so he’s had to postpone the flood a few (hundred) years

What jungle animal is would you save from a flood?

A river dolphin.

Why did I hear wolves in my garden last night?

If you read section 74, part W, point 8 of your house buying contract there is a covenant attached that allows all animals from the nearby zoo to practise/rehearse their parts in any upcoming films/tv programmes/commercials etc in your garden.
The wolves have signed up with Disney to be in the new 'Little Red Riding Hood' live action movie, hence all the activity in your back garden last night.

If one of the wolves needs the loo whilst rehearsing should @Aroundtheworldin80moves let them in her house to use the lavatory?

Absolutely. That is the courteous thing to do.

Why are all the markings on my hob rubbing off?

They aren't. A poltergeist is colouring them in.

What do I want for my birthday?

A baby panda bear from the zoo as a pet for the Badgers
Will Badgers be allowed to have large weddings this year.

Frog spawn.

Why is there a hedgehog in my garden!

For the party you are holding tomorrow.

No question
Why did I forget to add a question?

Because that deleted message distracted you.

How can you break talk guidelines on a thread like this?

You used invisible ink.

Do you think the zoo will notice if I popped a Wallaby Joey in my handbag on Wednesday to keep as a pet?

Wallaby joey would be a bit obvious - easier to conceal an elephant at the turnstile.

Do lions make good pets?

No. Nor will its mum.

Will you dress up your new pet wallaby in baby clothes?

Lions as pets, yes absolutely, much like a cat really.

Will you dress up your new pet wallaby in baby clothes?

No. I will dress I'm in a lion's costume. The zoo will be looking for baby wallaby so I will need to disguise him.

What is baby wallaby's name?

Count Alexander De Wallaboff.

What do wallabies eat anyway?

Porridge
What do I want from the shop ?