Children’s mispronunciations which have stuck.

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My son said ‘macamori’ instead of macaroni when he was younger. The whole family still refer to it as macamori, years later.

My friends son would ask for a ‘dinky dous’ when he wanted a drink of juice. We still say that now.

Any similar children’s mispronunciation’s which the whole family have adopted as their own?

We like to sit in the Consurgery

Nins and peedles

We play tennis with twatters. DS1, who coined it, is 22 now.

Ca-yets for carrots and bideo for video. Par park is another one

We turn the TV on with the momote.

We are looking forward to restaur-hants reopening

We still say
He hiles ( high heels)

It's hanitizer here 😂

Turkey blue for turquoise (still used today and she is 9yo)
Cramote for remote

Dipladated instead of dilapidated from when my aibling and I were kids.

Don’t drink sparkly water often but it’ll always be fucking water.

Jimanas instead of pyjamas.

Hippo Thomas instead of hippopotamus.

Plus DD thought bruise was a plural noun, so we all still say, ooh how did you get that broo?

@MissOrganisedMe

It's hanitizer here 😂

We're hanitizer too.

Gockies (socks)
Caboons (croissants; they look like butterfly cocoons)
The North Morkshire Yoors
Hella-hella (from the German Anhanger for trailer)
Conservantory

There are plenty more but these have really stuck

Bite of eat for bite of food

We watch Neckflix here and hate it when there is heavy traffic that causes a crap'n'jam.

Par Cark.
Hazel Stones
Full to the Broom
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We have a few
"Fuck wrist" forklift
"Wegs" legs
"Kissy nose" (when we rub noses together)..he's only 2
"Sweeeeep" sleep

Hazel-stones instead of hailstones

We like to imagine holidays in Swizzerland (though it's a con I tell you). And I get drinky sometimes and need a glass of water.

Ds2 always gets a snuffy nose, so now we all do too.

Not a mispronunciation, but ds1 used to say things that were too strongly flavoured/spicy were "too tasty for me" so that one's stuck too.

Oh yes. We have the mirote instead of a remote. On holiday I go snookling instead of snorkelling. And we fix things with a screwfdriver courtesy of a friends child.

The cheese grater is now the Pease cheeler (cheese peeler but muddled!)

My son asks for chatter cheese all the time....he means Cheshire cheese!

Gin-ban-man for gingerbread man.
Grabbity for gravity.
Tablep for tablet.

Booby wrangs for bra. I have no idea how he got to that (aged 3)