Children’s mispronunciations which have stuck.

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My son said ‘macamori’ instead of macaroni when he was younger. The whole family still refer to it as macamori, years later.

My friends son would ask for a ‘dinky dous’ when he wanted a drink of juice. We still say that now.

Any similar children’s mispronunciation’s which the whole family have adopted as their own?

And Fizzy feet for pins and needles

My DS, now 15, always called my laptop a Comooooter.
It makes me smile to think about it, I miss hearing it!

Pasketti (spaghetti)
Ying ying room (living room)
Ooo-ah ooo-ah ooo-ah said on repeat while pointing to an airplane in the sky. Who know why.

We have breftix for breakfast, sockydoos for socks and shoes, and fort head for forehead here!

Marks expensive (M&S).
Quiet as a cushion. No idea where that came from. Octopuds (Yorkshire pudding).

Bretfixt for breakfast

The other day DD3 said "I crew" instead of "I cried." Her older sister used to say "Mama boke a cake."

We still call under arms or arm pits "under pits" thanks to my middle daughter 😆 and elbow is "arm bow"

For years I "squoze" through gaps. I still do if I don't think about it!

We also had radidators and you'd go to hopsital in an ambliance.

Kersplode and kerprise for explode and surprise.
Caterpillars are pattypillars and daffodils are dappydills.
A piece of quiet instead of peace and quiet.

I'll be so sad when they stop 😍

We've got loads in our family. One of my favourites stemmed from when DD was about 3 and was intently watching her Dad measuring something or other. The conversation went something like this....
"What's that Daddy?"
"It's called a micrometer".
"No! It's not your krommeter, it's MY krommeter!"
DH has subsequently been known to ask someone to pass him a krommeter on multiple occasions at work.
I also have particularly fond memories of a trip to the zoo when a young DS exclaimed that he wanted to see the zebrazubs and wallabits.
More recently the same DS told us that he'd been learning about the Ferrero Islands in geography. I believe they have a very generous ambassador....🤣🤣

Dd called butterfly's flutterbys. DS called lasagne besagne and Lightning McQueen was called Lighting Aqueen.

We a have sissy sharks for scissors and rhinocernos always makes me smile!

Bibits for biscuits and trineenal for triangle

P-y gymmies for pygmies - well read child who'd not heard the word out loud.

Parapan for caravan
Bleaching for bleeding
Soldiers for shoulders

Happy days.

Coopumber for cucumber
Jammies for any long-legged bottoms
Booba for face (?!)

He's 6 but I don't see these going anywhere

Gribble-ater (Gibraltar) from a Dbro who had never heard it pronounced before he read it.

Wobblies for wallabies

Head Ford (forehead)
Chicken bone sticks (chicken drumsticks)
Computoner (computer)

Sunbrella for umbrella

Bor-diddies for strawberries
Leusli bars for muesli bars

and the pièce de résistance ...

York-shit Puddings for Yorkshire Puddings (obvs)

When it's cold, she wears her earmuffins which I love!

Hottle bottles

Froke for stroke.

In our house, anything that happened in the past happened ‘earlier ago’