What’s happening on your local Facebook page today?

[Lbnc2021]

Today’s topics on my local one

White van spotted driving down street, obviously dognappers

Covid vaccine is voiding life insurance

Can Paul W please phone Mark 🤷🏻‍♀️

This morning it was the bins are overflowing at the playpark... they've now been emptied.

Someone's 86 year old relative needed to get to his second jab.... 108 overs of help later, he's been, had his jab and settled back home.

Someone's found a dog.... reunited.

Lovely round here

Dog poo

Pot holes are the hot topic. A sock found on the school run. Dog poo. More dog poo.

Missing glasses found in field. Dog poo. Scam callers

Someone posted asking if they could meet up with others who spoke a particular foreign language.

Someone else posted saying why did they move into our village if all they wanted to do was speak their mother tongue?

Cue pile on.

Oh yes and scam caller alerts.

Lost bank cards.
Lost cats.
Lost keys.
People seem very careless with their possessions around here (although I suspect the cats are lost on purpose, being cats).

Will the bakery in the village that closed down open up as a different bakery? Everyone agrees that even if it does it cannot compare to the bakery that was up the road 30 years ago, which had questionable hygiene but The Best Pies Ever.

A used tampon was found in an alley. The woman who found it was furious, and said she had taken a photo but wasn't going to post it as it was unpleasant. The comments range from it was probably a fox that left it there not a person, to how discusting and people are scum, to period jokes, 'can u deliver hun' and a separate argument about whether tampons are flushable.

Last night's drama was someone wondering around with a crossbow The post was taken down. They think it was someone collecting wood and it wasn't in fact a crossbow. Was shitting it for half an hour!

German shepherd with a collarnon running loose. Been in various gardens as well and no one has caught it yet

Easter baskets for sale (full of crap)
White van spotted likely to steal your dog.
Youths with track suits on spraying shoppers at the entrance to Asda with hand sanitizer.

Parkhead paradise, you’re not that far from me, I bet it’s the same white van 😂

Bins.

We've had our landfill bins swapped for smaller ones to encourage recycling.

And Banksy.

Scams, care jobs, food adverts, carparks, Dog-napping rumours, lost handbag-keys-cats, flooring-plumbing-mechanic recommendations, some tetchy discussion about a feral goose. covid-jab drop in clinic

Dog thieves
Scam duster seller yelling through letterbox
More dog thieves
Vilification of Travellers
Running class starting up again
Recycling not collected
Bagging dog poo and leaving it in situ.
Stolen dogs found in a white van in Lidl carpark
House being marked with charity bag and plastic tags for dog thieves

Missing person from 200 miles away
Stolen/missing dog
Mysterious car and suspicious occupants

Needs incontinence pads (sorted)
Pet kidnappers in a van (red surprisingly, not white)
2 stolen plants
Wasps nest help

OOh I forgot in the for sale section...

Dog bowels free to collector

Is the corner shop open yet? (This is asked about 10 times a day and each time the shop owner patiently replies, no not til Monday due to some flooding)

If the car park in town is still free or pay and display (lots of complaints about parking charges

And the plans for a new leisure centre which people are VERY divided on.

Question about where to go to the loo when out walking (concensus seems to be "a bush") and the annual appeal for new players for the cricket club.

Bit quiet today although it all kicked off yesterday from the owner of a "large but friendly" dog who received "extreme verbal abuse including the f word" when it tried to "play" with another person's dog. The "large but friendly" owner had their arse handed to them

@Lbnc2021
It probably is 😂😂

All hell is breaking loose about some serious vandalism and racist teenagers. Never seen it so serious. The culprits should be arrested, I don’t care if they are only 16 they are scum.

Car parked over pavement - how dare they do that to allow the pregnant lady to move in

Cars parked along the road 10 minutes before school finishes - what if they have a dire emergency and need to leave the house

This is all that is on there right now, constant whinging about parking 🙄

We had the red arrows fly over earlier this morning, think there are at least 2 FB posts!

My DS was working at his desk below an east facing window, they flew straight towards him! I was in kitchen, heard the roar, just assumed it was a normal jet and didn’t go outside to look. Kicking myself now.

DS read they were due back over just after 4, we are hoping they are late but suspect we just aren’t on return flight path!

People not picking up dog poo resulting in children stepping in it
Youths being photographed 'being inconsiderate ' to neighbours causing someone to threaten to ' do them for you'
Scam emails
Suspicious white van driving slowly through the area

😂😂 I don't do Facebook but these are hilarious! Definitely passing on the dog 'bowels' though 🤣