I’ve got a purple fanny

[TheLostDiadem]

Due to see boyfriend for the first time this year at the weekend. We only started seeing each other in December, slept together once and then lockdown happened again.

I can’t get a bikini wax so attempted to do it myself yesterday. I half chickened out though so only a few hairs came out even though it bloody killed. Figured it didn’t matter and I’d just do a bit of a tidy up Saturday morning before I go and see him.

I’ve just had a shower and my fanny is completely purple and bruised. It looks like loads of bruises around the actual hairs so it looks like hundreds of little bulls eyes. Even though the hairs didn’t come out they got a tug and that must have bruised them somehow.

Should I be worried? Can anyone recommend a decent minge friendly concealer? There’s no way this is going to disappear in the next 48 hours is there? I’ve taken some arnica but not expecting it to do much.

sort of set hard like plaster of Paris

Op your posts are brilliant!

The sudacrem will come off, just warm water tomorrow.

@TheLostDiadem

What’s an Ursula Vajazzle? Slightly off the point but that really threw me as it’s my sisters name. Waving at sis if she found my thread 👋

Imagine this in glitter staring at your boyfriend from your pubes...

I haven’t showed him the echidna picture yet. I’ve saved it in my photo roll though so if we ever get to sexting I can fire that straight over.

It has faded to about Ursula skin colour now and looks marginally less furious. All the Sudocrem came off too which was a relief.

Plaster of paris! Oh God I'm crying 😂 this thread is amazing! If you hadn't already told him maybe you could have worn one of those candy necklace thongs, then acted all surprised about the colour transferring onto your skin and making the remaining pubes sticky 😂

😆 oh no!
If it happened to me I'd just brazen it out and entertain my man with the tale, whilst pointing to my minge saying "look at the state of it!" It would break the ice, and if he couldn't laugh with me over something like that it would show we weren't compatible fairly quickly.

I think sexting the picture of Spiny Norman might be a bit of a mood killer?

I want an Ursula vajazzle where can I get one?

I'm pleased to read of the boyfriend's response.

You’re welcome.
I like that it says ‘pamper your princess’ . Which is absolutely not a word to start calling your vag.

Pubic hair is so much better so it's your own fault really