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Have we seen this house yet?

54 replies

Cocolapew · 22/02/2021 23:45

Its, um, interesting 😒
yikes

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isitjustlockdown · 22/02/2021 23:49

First few photos I thought... it's just a little cluttered nothing too bad here.

Then I got the room...

Cocolapew · 22/02/2021 23:49

I particularly like the statue of the Virgin Mary. Added a bit of class.

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TiggeryBear · 22/02/2021 23:51

@isitjustlockdown Ditto!

Figmentofimagination · 22/02/2021 23:52

I was thinking it was messy, could the person not be bothered to clear away things, then halfway through it's the complete opposite and unexpected.

I read in the details its a duplex, so 2 flats. Guessing downstairs flat doesn't want to sell and upstairs flat likes to show of their collection.

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 22/02/2021 23:52

Halfway through....

Man, I thought the first few pics were bad Grin

ChristMyArse · 22/02/2021 23:54

WOW! That just kept on giving!

lljkk · 22/02/2021 23:54

omg, thanks for the laugh.
It's like 2 different homes, isn't it?
Cluttered messy towels.. and then lots of fake ladies in posh frocks artfully posed in immaculate surroundings. lol.

Selling due to divorce, maybe??

lljkk · 22/02/2021 23:57

doh... it is 2 homes!

beautiful tourist holiday area, so probably appeal to Airbnb investor.

Laufeythejust · 22/02/2021 23:57

I don’t know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t that!

SparklyWindow · 23/02/2021 00:10

I am crying

Fiona2020 · 23/02/2021 00:10

Just laughed so much I woke up OH ! I imagine there’s also a body or two in the basement!

Woodlandbelle · 23/02/2021 00:14

Grin I got a terrible fright mid swipe there

Cocolapew · 23/02/2021 00:16

Do we think its a serial killer man or woman who lives there?
I'm going to be generous and say a single woman who likes nice dresses on display Hmm

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Enough4me · 23/02/2021 00:18

Not sleeping now. They are like the weeping angels in Dr Who, sure they moved when I wasn't looking Shock

Cleverpolly3 · 23/02/2021 00:19

Fuck knows what those mannequins have seen

BewareTheBeardedDragon · 23/02/2021 00:29

First thought: why would you want patio doors opening onto a messy garage Confused

Second thought: there's actual food sitting on the table Shock

Third thought: it's like a 90s documentary photography book - or shove Kate Moss in and put it in The Face

Fourth thought: WOAH!?! Lol

Fifth thought: you'd need to clean the mannequin place from top to bottom with bleach and then redecorate to remove all remains of cum stains (perv living there)

Final thought: one of the mannequins is about to hit another one. Scratch thought 5 and redo for blood. Serial killer for sure. Dig up any outdoor space just to be sure they didn't bury the bodies on the premises.

GrinGrinGrin

Pinkflipflop85 · 23/02/2021 00:30

I was not emotionally prepared for that....

thebabessavedme · 23/02/2021 00:38

oohh, I bet there is a cellar that is not on the details, with one of those weird hidden doors and soundproofing....................

Cocolapew · 23/02/2021 00:39

Why are they even in the photos? Do you think they come with the house?

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Gobbeldegook · 23/02/2021 00:54
Hmm
SwitchUp · 23/02/2021 01:07

@Woodlandbelle

Grin I got a terrible fright mid swipe there
Grin me too!

RIP to me in my dreams tonight, they’ll definitely be paying me a visit.

Lochmorlich · 23/02/2021 01:08

Creepy!

CattyCactus · 23/02/2021 01:12

Mid way through 😮
Last picture 😱😱😱

YowMyHead · 23/02/2021 01:26

Made my day ! I think there may be an innocent explanation though (occupiers own a dress shop?)

Whatsnewpussyhat · 23/02/2021 01:37

They do come with the house! All of it. Says property to be sold as is! The agent must be wondering why the fuck it has over 145k viewsGrin

Have we seen this house yet?