The neighbors AKA ' the really loud shaggers 'are at it and I've just heard the bloke shout.......

[JesusAteMyHamster]

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

Ah, the Dynarod Don Juan. Who could fail to have the earth move after hearing that?

I just wonder what she's doing to clear said pipes!

Maybe he has Dyno-Rod round?

Ah, Cara, cross-post 😂

Great minds, Flouncing.

Ewww haha - the dear sweet romantic man

Yuck!

Flouncing, are you my dp ? He said exactly the same. 😂😂😂

Honestly were used to they're antics and usually just turn up the TV. I cannot stop laughing at this one 😂😂😂

Oh I would be so tempted to shout back some sarky/crude comment just so they were aware you could hear......maybe a loud round of applause?!

Mmmmm playing the lurve pipes, seeexxxxyyyy.

How do you know they’re having sex OP?

Could be harmless late night plumbing?

😂😂

Auntyfungal oh we know. After 15 years and a creaky bed believe me we know.

what's the I did used to shout 'shes faking it' but I've mellowed with age.

I mean I get that people have sex, but don't understand why anyone has to be so loud they can literally be heard up the street. Is it some kink or performance thing ?

Update on Dp, he's just been whacked with a pillow for whispering pipe clearing suggestions down my ear

Acting out the old plumber porno?

You gotta love perfomance shaggers.

Hope you shouted a Bravo! when they'd finished.

Oh, that’s surely immediate ick, no?

I once slept with a guy for the first - and last - time and immediately after he sighed and said, “Ooh that got rid of the dirty water!”

Can they not hear themselves? 😩

Speakers up against the wall - play loud applause sounds when they are done. Or plumbing adverts

Oh god @TheCrowening that's grim.

I had an ex who said that he hadn't had sex in ages but would make sure the pipes/tubes were clear.

It's ok to have a wank dude. It's not a maintenance issue.

@JesusAteMyHamster "Clear my pipes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And you shouting "Shes faking it" 🤣🤣

I've just spat my drink everywhere and dh is looking at me funnily!

Eewwww.....

Find an advert for Dynorod and stick it through their letterbox after writing on it 'this will clear your pipes'.

play recording of Kookaburra
or a recording of the laughing policeman
or both

love this thread, totally brilliant !

Ew, that's grim OP. Coincidentally the last two blokes I dated were both unbelievably loud (nonverbal though, thank God) in bed. I think my neighbours think I'm some kind of sex goddess.