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The neighbors AKA ' the really loud shaggers 'are at it and I've just heard the bloke shout.......

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JesusAteMyHamster · 09/02/2021 20:57

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

OP posts:
ballsdeep · 09/02/2021 20:58

GrinConfused

CaraDuneRedux · 09/02/2021 20:59

Ah, the Dynarod Don Juan. Who could fail to have the earth move after hearing that?

ballsdeep · 09/02/2021 20:59

I just wonder what she's doing to clear said pipes!

FlouncingBabooshka · 09/02/2021 20:59

Maybe he has Dyno-Rod round?

FlouncingBabooshka · 09/02/2021 21:00

Ah, Cara, cross-post 😂

CaraDuneRedux · 09/02/2021 21:01

Great minds, Flouncing. Grin

HandyBendySandy · 09/02/2021 21:01

Ewww haha - the dear sweet romantic man

Trumplosttheelection · 09/02/2021 21:01

Yuck!

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JesusAteMyHamster · 09/02/2021 21:01

Flouncing, are you my dp ? He said exactly the same. 😂😂😂

Honestly were used to they're antics and usually just turn up the TV. I cannot stop laughing at this one 😂😂😂

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WhatsTheEffingPoint · 09/02/2021 21:02

Oh I would be so tempted to shout back some sarky/crude comment just so they were aware you could hear......maybe a loud round of applause?!

Goawayquickly · 09/02/2021 21:03

Mmmmm playing the lurve pipes, seeexxxxyyyy.

AuntyFungal · 09/02/2021 21:03

How do you know they’re having sex OP?

Could be harmless late night plumbing?

Legitimacy · 09/02/2021 21:05

😂😂

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JesusAteMyHamster · 09/02/2021 21:07

Auntyfungal oh we know. After 15 years and a creaky bed believe me we know.

what's the I did used to shout 'shes faking it' but I've mellowed with age.

I mean I get that people have sex, but don't understand why anyone has to be so loud they can literally be heard up the street. Is it some kink or performance thing ? Hmm

Update on Dp, he's just been whacked with a pillow for whispering pipe clearing suggestions down my ear HmmGrin

OP posts:
ChonkyChook · 09/02/2021 21:07

Acting out the old plumber porno?

addicted2spaniels · 09/02/2021 21:10

You gotta love perfomance shaggers.

Hope you shouted a Bravo! when they'd finished.

TheCrowening · 09/02/2021 21:18

Oh, that’s surely immediate ick, no?

I once slept with a guy for the first - and last - time and immediately after he sighed and said, “Ooh that got rid of the dirty water!”

Can they not hear themselves? 😩

ScaredOfDinosaurs · 09/02/2021 21:20

Speakers up against the wall - play loud applause sounds when they are done. Or plumbing adverts Grin

RedWhineandgo · 09/02/2021 21:21

Oh god @TheCrowening that's grim.

I had an ex who said that he hadn't had sex in ages but would make sure the pipes/tubes were clear.

It's ok to have a wank dude. It's not a maintenance issue.

2pinkginsplease · 09/02/2021 21:22

@JesusAteMyHamster "Clear my pipes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And you shouting "Shes faking it" 🤣🤣

I've just spat my drink everywhere and dh is looking at me funnily!

DrMadelineMaxwell · 09/02/2021 21:25

Eewwww.....

morninglive · 09/02/2021 21:26

Find an advert for Dynorod and stick it through their letterbox after writing on it 'this will clear your pipes'.

mumwon · 09/02/2021 21:34

play recording of Kookaburra
or a recording of the laughing policeman
or both

warmandtoasty2day · 09/02/2021 21:37

love this thread, totally brilliant !

nearlynermal · 09/02/2021 21:39

Ew, that's grim OP. Coincidentally the last two blokes I dated were both unbelievably loud (nonverbal though, thank God) in bed. I think my neighbours think I'm some kind of sex goddess.