The neighbors AKA ' the really loud shaggers 'are at it and I've just heard the bloke shout.......

[JesusAteMyHamster]

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 at Donald Where’s Ya Troosers

Ah well, you’ve got the live stage version of Badly Dubbed Porn.

Nigel: oh Barbara, me pipes need flushing through.
thrust thrust
Barb: eye Nigel, them rads upstairs have me up all night rattling’
jiggle jiggle

6 nights a week and a Saturday matinee performance.

Have some chimney sweeps’ brushes delivered, with a “Thought these might help?” gift tag.

And now I have the lyric “You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging” in my head, from Victoria Wood’s “Barry and Freda”.

Anyone else getting the United Utilities Pipe advert at the top of the thread? Amazing product placement.

Play them this?

We probably shouldn't be laughing.

He might be having some trouble with his organ.

I would go one step further.
Call out Dynarod tomorrow to fix their problem.
Order a Piper in a kilt the following day.

Hmm... Has he got a bagpipe by any chance?

What’s worse than lobsters on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Is he called Danny? ‘The pipes, the pipes are calling......’

Is there a track of fart noises anywhere that you could play through the wall?

I would play this loudly
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaCzbqdFS24

@TheCrowening

Oh, that’s surely immediate ick, no?

I once slept with a guy for the first - and last - time and immediately after he sighed and said, “Ooh that got rid of the dirty water!”

Can they not hear themselves? 😩

😭😭😭😭😭

I would hate living next door as we have children. It's mortifying for me.

@JesusAteMyHamster

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

Is she a barmaid??

OMG, this has made me laugh so hard!

@TheCrowening

Oh, that’s surely immediate ick, no?

I once slept with a guy for the first - and last - time and immediately after he sighed and said, “Ooh that got rid of the dirty water!”

Can they not hear themselves? 😩

God Almighty. I actually found myself scrolling back up to this in horror. And that’s in the context of a forum where whispering ‘Penetration!’ during sex or dunking your lad in a bedside beaker happen.

@JesusAteMyHamster

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

Better than saying "that's it, keep going, I need to empty my tanks." I guess.

@Sparklfairy that song makes me howl with laughter every time I hear it

OP I like the drain unblocker and note on the doorstep idea.

I've had loud shaggers for neighbours, including one who was an ex and his new girlfriend, and I think they get some kind of perverse pleasure out of knowing everyone can hear them.

They need one of these...
Is he a "One Shot"? A bit of a "Blaster"?

I'm glad someone else thought of Victoria Wood.

This thread is great.

Or Fascinating Aida's "Dogging" song.

Haha. Once we were lay in bed with the windows open and heard some strange noises from next door (sounded like wild animals going at it) followed by "where on earth did you learn to do that?!"