The neighbors AKA ' the really loud shaggers 'are at it and I've just heard the bloke shout.......

[JesusAteMyHamster]

And I qoute ' that's it, keep going. Clear my pipes '

I've a feeling it's going to be a long night as dp keeps catching my eye and repeating it 😂😂😂

I'm now furiously trying to think of appropriate tunes that you could play - loudly - in support of pipe clearing!

You've given me a proper laugh OP!

OMG I can't believe you heard us

@tired2021 South American pan pipes!

@ScaredOfDinosaurs surely has to be bagpipes? Maybe a rousing edition of shagger Donald where's yer troosers?

I know someone who changed their WiFi id to “we can hear you shagging”...

Oh thank you op, I've been reading this thread to dh and it's cheered him right up, we're watching the Man U/West Ham game (we're about 40 minutes behind) and he's turned into a grumpy Man U coach shouting at the TV haha

Leave a bottle of drain unlocker on their step with a "this might help with your pipes" note affixed

@TheCrowening 'cleared out the pipes ' Jesus wept if have died off 😂😂😂

Dp is fairly quiet......mainly because the neighbors have made us so paranoid. Although he did once part my lady garden and mutter ' stand aside, I'm going in '

Sadly he ended up taking a detour that night because I was laughing so hard I wasn't capable of anything else 😂😂😂

@thecrowening. Apologies there. I've got pipes on the brain 😂😂😂

I'd have died twice over at your ' that got rid of the dirty water ' bloke 😂😂😂

You need to ask Alexa to play bag pipes music..

DH wanted to know what I was giggling at.

I told him and he responded with a shudder and "what the fuck do women see in men?"

JellyCat if that was on here it was me. Many name changes and years ago....dp made me undo it claiming it was childish. 🙄😑

Oh yes you must get Alexa next to the wall . Play the pipes the pipes are calling . Loudly .

Gliblet tell him from me so long as they keep the inner antics of their pipes to themself mid shag we usually find something to work with 😂😂😂

Mull of Kintyre on a loop. Loudly.

@morninglive

Find an advert for Dynorod and stick it through their letterbox after writing on it 'this will clear your pipes'.

That's just what I was thinking off

Pipes of Peace?

Fair play to them though, still hard at it after 15 years.

If you find out how they clear their pipes will you let me know?

I have an airlock in my bedroom radiator, I tried to clear my pipes earlier with no success.

That's made me feel a bit sick!

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JellyCat if that was on here it was me. Many name changes and years ago....dp made me undo it claiming it was childish. 🙄😑

It was a friend, but she said she got the idea online - you may have been her inspiration, or you may be her

Applause or fake noises seem the best response.

Puke

@ZackaryQuack

Oh thank you op, I've been reading this thread to dh and it's cheered him right up, we're watching the Man U/West Ham game (we're about 40 minutes behind) and he's turned into a grumpy Man U coach shouting at the TV haha

same here... although DP has just made a Happy Noise (I can't see the TV from here) so maybe finally Man U have actually scored?