I'm afraid I'm very, very drunk

TheNemesisOfLame · 06/02/2021 23:56

Scorchio

PastMyBestBeforeDate · 06/02/2021 23:57

This week I shall mostly be wearing joggers.

MichelleScarn · 06/02/2021 23:57

In el Norte...

DaughterX · 06/02/2021 23:58

Cairo. AGGGGHHHHH!

user1471530109 · 07/02/2021 00:00

Suits you sir

DameJackieWeaver · 07/02/2021 00:02

You ain’t seen me - right

LApprentiSorcier · 07/02/2021 00:02

Ah ... awkward situation with an aubergine ... ended up with a Paris showgirl ... didn't expect lemmings to be involved ... Fast Show ... sofa with a bottle of whiskey ... the local member of parliament ... got her skirt caught on the fender ... had to destroy the orchids afterwards of course ... no, don't remember the Fast Show. I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

Mumblechum0 · 07/02/2021 00:02

This season I shall mostly be wearing nipple clamps.

And navy blue 😉

CakeIsMyFavouriteAndBest · 07/02/2021 00:02

Nice 👉

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:03

Bugger

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DameJackieWeaver · 07/02/2021 00:03

My favourite Fast Show sketch. Unlucky Alf and the parrot

fizzybootlace · 07/02/2021 00:03

Tomato - Ted - aubergine - your - potato - wife's - turnip - dead.

LApprentiSorcier · 07/02/2021 00:05

Selling a car is like kissing a beautiful woman.

Rollergirl11 · 07/02/2021 00:09

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl's dormitory? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

wheretoyougonow · 07/02/2021 00:09

You know walking? Its BRILLIANT!

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:10

I'm a little bit way, little bit woah

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Rollergirl11 · 07/02/2021 00:11

You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins! Pins! Pins! Ew!

HenriettaHeffalump · 07/02/2021 00:13

Cheese and peas...cheesy peas! Brilliant

wildasthewind · 07/02/2021 00:14

me the 15th Duke of Winborne alone in a girls dormitory with my reputation

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:15

Guinness, gives me the shits that does

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Russellbrandshair · 07/02/2021 00:15

@LApprentiSorcier

Ah ... awkward situation with an aubergine ... ended up with a Paris showgirl ... didn't expect lemmings to be involved ... Fast Show ... sofa with a bottle of whiskey ... the local member of parliament ... got her skirt caught on the fender ... had to destroy the orchids afterwards of course ... no, don't remember the Fast Show. I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

Damn I miss the fast show!! Loved it so much

Fckingfuming · 07/02/2021 00:17

This week, I'll be mostly eating......bourbon biscuits😁

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purrswhileheeats · 07/02/2021 00:17

Oh Jamie Redknapp

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CountessFrog · 07/02/2021 00:18

What did I say, Roy?

SallyTimms · 07/02/2021 00:19

"You said "I could have shit through the eye of a needle"" "No I did not!"

This season I will be mostly wearing Isaaye Miyake

I love watching Gone Fishing... Have a soft spot for Paul Whitehouse