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ADs and their gratuitous pussy pictures

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BogRollBOGOF · 28/01/2021 22:10

Welcome in ADs. Snuggle up hygge-style 'cause there ain't much going on out there for a while... except rain.

I haven't got a pussy of my own for gratuitous showing off, so I shall pretend to be Dr Evil with Mr Biggleswade Grin

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TheOrchidKiller · 05/02/2021 19:16

Apparently factory workers shouldn't be anywhere near the top of the list, according to one poster, as they aren't "public facing" and "mix with the same people every day".
I swear that some people really do believe that pixies provide the food. Maybe they should read "Two Caravans" by Marina Lewycka, especially the bits about the chicken factory.

Glad to hear more discussions (albeit cautious) on the radio today about schools going back & life opening up. Then I had a big sigh because it will all come with the bickering & "but it's not safe!" wailing, & unions dragging their feet, & last minute backtracking. I thought, "how boring, not all that again!" Why can people not look forwards?

ISaySteadyOn · 05/02/2021 19:37

The 'not safe' really irritates me. I remember reading somewhere that a large proportion of injuries requiring A&E occur in the home. By that logic, home is not safe so we should be out of our homes Hmm.

Life isn't safe. There is no activity without risk.

TooManyPlatesInMotion · 05/02/2021 20:48

@ISaySteadyOn

The 'not safe' really irritates me. I remember reading somewhere that a large proportion of injuries requiring A&E occur in the home. By that logic, home is not safe so we should be out of our homes Hmm.

Life isn't safe. There is no activity without risk.

Yes, yes, yes. There is risk each time you get out of bed in the morning. There is risk if you stay on bed (bed might collapse causing a broken limb! Ceiling might fall in!).

Re accidents in the home, I don't k ow what the stats are but would be interested to read more. Rather like the massive emphasis on "stranger danger" when I was a little kid in the 1980s, when the reality both then and now is that kids are more likely to be at risk due to someone they already know.

I readily accept risk is as part of a meaningful, enjoyable life. I think, however, that many people's perception of risk will be permanently screwed by the pandemic.

SirSamuelVimes · 05/02/2021 20:53

Re accidents in the home, I don't k ow what the stats are but would be interested to read more. Rather like the massive emphasis on "stranger danger" when I was a little kid in the 1980s, when the reality both then and now is that kids are more likely to be at risk due to someone they already know.

Isn't one of us a paramedic? I'm sure I remember someone posting on January about the call outs they'd been on, in the last day or so, all of them injuries at home? I think "got stuck in sofa taking down Christmas decorations" was one of them!

BogRollBOGOF · 05/02/2021 21:16

@justasking111

Friend is a teacher, her offspring have struggled with a new baby, so she has broken the roolz by having them round a lot, luckily they live at the end of a long drive no-one can see their vehicle from the road, too many trees.

Bin men have warned they are not only high risk but handle 2k bins a day so wash your hands after bringing your bins in they say around here.

I somehow doubt that they're catching it from bins left out for 12 hours or so... more the sharing cabs with their crew. Lets face it, wheelie bins were never famed for being sweetly sterile anyway!
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BogRollBOGOF · 05/02/2021 21:21

There seems to be a ressurgence on made-up roolz today. No, supporting a friend in a mental health crisis is not breaking the rules, it is and always has been recognised that people need support in person (although at least the replies were supportive) More scorn on legal ways to meet such as exercise and bubbles. If it's legal and within the criteria, it's not taking the piss to use it. Sigh.

Good to hear a building dialogue about getting schools back and easing restrictions. Goodness knows I need some positivity and a change of gear.

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Jourdain11 · 05/02/2021 21:26

@TrustTheGeneGenie I don't really get it either! Think it may be more to do with the fact that the company can't afford to shell out for the expensive computer equipment and programming that would be required for people to work from home in a GDPR secure way. Mind you, both DH and I (school and NHS) were told when GDPR kicked in never to take home, save, retain, print, etc. any potentially identifying information. Obviously quite a lot of that has to be done when WFH so I don't quite get who or what decides what is GDPR-compliant and what isn't.

TheOrchidKiller · 05/02/2021 21:54

Don't know if the link will work but a quick google reveals the source of many accidents is Staying The Fuck At Home

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1373209.stm

Basically, socks, tea cosies & loofahs are lethal! My only conclusion is that we should all stay indoors until every sock in the land has been rounded up & humanely destroyed. There is no hope for any of us. As the majority wear socks we are all at risk, & the sock departments of M&S must remain shut. We will need to get flip-flop wearers to run errands for us until the danger has passed.* If you wear socks at the same time as using a tea cosy & a loofah then there is no hope for you, sadly.

Remember : Sandals, Cold Tea, Flannels.

  • Running in flip-flops is probably not a great idea.
BogRollBOGOF · 05/02/2021 22:07

Don't drive in flip flops though. Or bare foot.

Stay on thd sofa and watch Netflix. Get anti-coagulants delivered to the door to avoid DVT.

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sunshinyday12 · 05/02/2021 22:08

More or less on Radio 4 today pretty much tore apart the stats being cited by teaching unions about risks to teachers. At one point they compared them to other workers and they showed far high risks in other professions

smallandimperfectlyformed · 05/02/2021 22:08

It was recycledblonde who said about accidents within the home, I think she is an ambulance call handler. *justasking111 the more I hear about Wales at the moment the more frustrated I am for poor Welsh people - it can't be healthy to have that level of scrutiny/paranoia for people going out for walks. Your poor daughter Jourdain11, she is really struggling and it's awful seeing our children in so much pain. Did anyone see this week's 999 what's your emergency? It was proper depressing as it was set at the beginning of the pandemic and the police staff had no idea what the rules were. There was a particularly unpleasant scene which stayed with me where a pregnant woman was threatened by an ex friend and because her son was sent home from school to self isolate the police wouldn't go in the house. They left the scene and within 5 minutes the aggressor went back to the scene, knocked the door down and the pregnant woman's head was injured! I watched it before bed last night and wish I hadn't because it kept going round my head.

Jourdain11 · 05/02/2021 23:34

@TooManyPlatesInMotion

Full disclosure - my DH is a teacher in a secondary school. I suppose I better check he isn't on the thread deliberately stirring the shit for his own amusement.

He is desperate to have kids back in classrooms. He hates remote teaching. He was even praying for a u-turn that would see them returning sooner.

My DH is a teacher in primary and thinks exactly the same!
Lifeinaonesie · 06/02/2021 06:58

I'm a lecturer so I should be in the classroom with about 600 students. I cannot wait to get back. I despise online teaching. I miss the students, although I do think, at least at my institution the students are getting more than they usually would, although they don't realise this.

110APiccadilly · 06/02/2021 07:52

"There were police everywhere. They stood at the bridges, at factory entrances, at public buildings - stopping people at random, searching briefcases, shopping bags, pocketbooks. And no one complained at this arbitrary treatment. No one protested. The lack of protest was part of the dreadful solvent that hung over the city like a poison-filled smog.

"In sharp contrast to the silence of the people was the voice of the government. It was everywhere. On the radio, on loudspeakers, on billboards."

This is from God's Smuggler, a book by a man who used to smuggle Bibles into Communist countries, describing his first impression of East Germany. It's not quite on the nose for what's happening here and now, but it's a good deal closer than I'd like. The people are muffled and the state is amplified.

chocolatesweets · 06/02/2021 08:21

I wonder when the tipping point will be?

I don't know how I'm feeling nowadays. I'm ready to go back to work but we can't afford it, so this would be the case anyway.

I feel under lockdown; we're all made more aware of the vulnerability of our system. One difficult event in your life can have dramatic effects. This is positive.

Labour fails to acknowledge the financial impact of lockdown on young familes. It's impact on women.

TooManyPlatesInMotion · 06/02/2021 08:30

I think the tipping point might be warmer summer weather, if restrictions have not been eased significantly by then. The British don't riot in the winter months, summer might be very different!

There was a senior police officer in the news yesterday voicing concerns about the awful impact of school closures and other measures on kids and young people, saying he was worried about an uptick in violence and unrest. Can't remember which area of the nation he was responsible for, but interesting to hear. Anti social behaviour is apparently already on the rise in his area.

Bollss · 06/02/2021 08:38

Honestly I just feel Dead inside. I get up, I go to work, I come home and rinse and repeat. I don't feel much anymore. I couldn't put my finger on happy or sad any more. I get occasionally angry and that's it.

At the same time I obviously recognise that, and part of me thinks ffs you need to do something with your life... but.... how can I!

In other news ds will now answer only to "dracula" fuck knows what he's been doing at school.

ISaySteadyOn · 06/02/2021 08:41

That doesn't surprise me.

ISaySteadyOn · 06/02/2021 08:42

About the antisocial behaviour. Not your post Genie.

Iheartmysmart · 06/02/2021 08:45

I was thinking yesterday that I can’t actually remember the last time I felt happy and positive. GP has suggested antidepressants but I don’t really want to take them if this is just a natural reaction to how crap life is at the moment.

I think Dracula is a pretty good name. DS went through a phase where he would only answer to the cat’s name. Unfortunately the cat was female which made for some awkward moments when we were out.

chocolatesweets · 06/02/2021 08:47

@TrustTheGeneGenie exactly how I feel. Started taking Kalms as was getting angry.

Bollss · 06/02/2021 08:50

@Iheartmysmart I've considered anti depressants but like you say I feel this is directly related to the situation rather than any kind of chemical imbalance. I'm not completely against it but just not sure.

Haha the cats name. That's funny bless him.

mightbealittlebitmad · 06/02/2021 08:54

I mostly feel numb to it all now and don't hold out any hope of getting my life back. Like others I considered anti depressants but my feelings are perfectly normal so I'm wary of starting something which if I ever get my life back will fix itself.

My friend has been reported for leaving the house, the police have threatened to fine her if she does it again because she's driving an hour and a half to her support bubble. They said she has to stay local but from what we've seen its suggested it's best to stay local, nowhere does it say you absolutely have to.

The world has gone mad.

TooManyPlatesInMotion · 06/02/2021 09:03

Dracula is a great name Genie!

chocolatesweets · 06/02/2021 09:04

I just can't wait until everyone starts realising the harms of lockdown.

People pointing fingers at those that don't stay in. That they're selfish. For meeting their own needs? Isn't that exactly what everyone is doing all of the time? Isn't that the point of life. To fulfil yourself?