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Brooklyn Beckham's latest tattoo...

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Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 14:52

Apologies for crappy newspaper link and Loose women link but it shows the whole tattoo...

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/loose-women-star-dubs-brooklyn-23380682

Now I have nothing against tattoos at all, or Brooklyn Beckham as he's all but disappeared recently but surely he's going to regret that at some point?
I have a son a bit younger than BB and if he had that tattoo I would be very Hmm. He'll be off to the Tattoo fixers for a mahoosive cover up...

Or am I just being an old fart?

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Chunkymenrock · 25/01/2021 18:39

It's really awful. Plus they all end up navy blue and smudged over time. Dreadful.

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 18:39

I think even Tattoo Fixers would be sucking their teeth over covering Chezza's.

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Snorlaxx · 25/01/2021 18:41

That text will blur into fuck all by the time he's 30 anyway.

IhateBoswell · 25/01/2021 18:42

Oh man that arse tattoo looks like someone who’s come off a motorbike at high speed and skidded along the tarmac 😬

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 18:43

@IhateBoswell

Oh man that arse tattoo looks like someone who’s come off a motorbike at high speed and skidded along the tarmac 😬
Yes it's too red for sure. Beautifully done but better as a picture...
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BorderlineHappy · 25/01/2021 18:44

I love Cheryls tattoo seems a lot of thought went in to it.And she chose a great artist.

And Brooklyns tattoo ,the eyes remind me of Daniel Radcliffe.

Hes going to get a big back piece in a few years when it goes tits up.

Samcro · 25/01/2021 18:53

Im not keen on his tattoo.
But his choice, at least he can just grow his hair.
I prefer them to be hidden when you want to.

Thewithesarehere · 25/01/2021 18:58

How in the name of god is he supposed to read it (like she apparently wants him to) if it is at his back end? Confused
This is a new level of desperation, isn’t it?

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 18:58

Harry Hairstyles has an interesting tattoo collection

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teawamutu · 25/01/2021 19:01

Wifey. Vom.

Magicbabywaves · 25/01/2021 19:01

Came on to mention Chezza’s butt tatt. Looked like she’d been beaten around the bottom.

Pimlicojo · 25/01/2021 19:03

Earsup that's really unkind, if true.

Handsnotwands · 25/01/2021 19:04

I recently stumbled across letters from my first love. I actually cringed myself so far inside out I felt nauseous. Genuinely thought I’d find them sweet and touching till I started reading. Gross. I chucked them out. Imagine having them indelibly on your skin Shock

Shrivelled · 25/01/2021 19:06

I really hope he got her permission for that, I would be mortified if my DH even showed a private love letter to friends let alone had it tattooed on his neck for the whole world to see. It’s the most poorly judged romantic gesture I’ve ever heard of.

Cocolapew · 25/01/2021 19:06

@IthinkIm

Read this anytime you like.

Has he got eyes in the back of his head?

Near enough
Longdistance · 25/01/2021 19:08

Gosh! Was he bored?

catatecheese · 25/01/2021 19:14

Well he has got attention for it hasn't he?
Considering he is only known for who his parents are and despite his huge privalage which I assume includes the best education money can buy???
He certainly is not showing great brain power with this.
It is tacky and given his age and statistics he is very likely to regret it in a few years. Even if this is lifelong love (I doubt) that kind of thing is cringworthly embarrassing to be on display like that. Yes you keep the love letter, maybe frame it ( for the bedroom). But tattooing it on a part of your body you will never actually see? Confused.
Also did he have a facial tatoo also? Shock.
He obviously has absolutely no concerns about ever having to compete in the job market.
Oh how the other half live!

Jetatyeovilaerodrome · 25/01/2021 19:23

If you look on his Instagram, he has an shot of her eyes close up on his grid and they look nothing like the eyes on his neck? Confused

Jetatyeovilaerodrome · 25/01/2021 19:32

Oh my god, I just put those coordinates into Google maps and look what is right there! ShockGrin

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OverByYer · 25/01/2021 19:35

I don’t like tattoos anyway. But that is particularly awful. That is all he’s known for though isn’t it? Tattoos and his parents

BeanieB2020 · 25/01/2021 19:42

I love the eyes! The text, not so much.

Cocolapew · 25/01/2021 19:42

God his Instagram is so cringey.

Maireas · 25/01/2021 19:50

@IhateBoswell GrinGrin
Last summer I was behind a woman in a queue. She was wearing a vest top, and she had a lengthy poem tattooed on the back of her neck, going down part of her back.
I was intrigued - she'll never see it or read it, so what's the point?

Girlyracer · 25/01/2021 19:50

Omg it's like having your girlfriend Tracey tattooed onto your arm in the 80's, breaking up and marrying Sharon instead. And Sharon having a pet lip for the rest of the decade. What a doyle!

Crankley · 25/01/2021 19:53

Couldn't give a damn, he has no relevance in my life. The Loose Women could do better than behaving like cackling hens. Denise Welch's sons look like they could do with a good wash.