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Brooklyn Beckham's latest tattoo...

181 replies

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 14:52

Apologies for crappy newspaper link and Loose women link but it shows the whole tattoo...

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/loose-women-star-dubs-brooklyn-23380682

Now I have nothing against tattoos at all, or Brooklyn Beckham as he's all but disappeared recently but surely he's going to regret that at some point?
I have a son a bit younger than BB and if he had that tattoo I would be very Hmm. He'll be off to the Tattoo fixers for a mahoosive cover up...

Or am I just being an old fart?

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Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 25/01/2021 16:49

It’s got him loads of column inches - which is clearly what counts.

VinylDetective · 25/01/2021 16:50

My forever boy. Read this anytime you feel anxious

How’s that going to work on his back then? Is this what happens when kids have way too much time and money?

StiffyByng1 · 25/01/2021 16:51

They’re such an odd bunch

JulieJJ · 25/01/2021 16:52

That is so naff.

Mollymalone123 · 25/01/2021 16:53

Oh dear oh dear

Soontobe60 · 25/01/2021 16:54

It’s grim!!! His next girlfriend isn’t going to be too impressed, neither will his current girlfriend’s next boyfriend when it all goes pear shaped. What a fool!

Mollymalone123 · 25/01/2021 16:54

I’m sorry but the eyes are creepy and it’s so schmalzy-

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 16:54

I think he's a bit bored maybe. Bit like the rest of us. I assume tattoo places are open and working wherever he currently is. At least they are making some money and showing off their work.

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Rockbird · 25/01/2021 16:54

Ha ha what a twat Grin. Millionaire or not, it still looks ridiculous.

Mollymalone123 · 25/01/2021 16:55

Brings a whole new meaning to eyes in the back of your head!

ConspiracyOfOne · 25/01/2021 16:59

@Whatsnewpussyhat

It will be cute until the divorce.

The eyes look weird

You're optimistic. I think they won't even make it down the aisle.

jamesfailedmarshmallows · 25/01/2021 17:00

I took from this that he has significant MH issues.

Therarestone · 25/01/2021 17:02

Looks like a joke one. A pair of eyes with massive hair

sweetgingercat · 25/01/2021 17:02

Ha ha... I have been laughing
to myself about this ever since I saw it last night and misread it as ‘breathe slow and t(h)rust’!

sundaysgirls · 25/01/2021 17:05

@katy1213

The next fiancée will really love that!
I'm sure she'll love it, it doesn't name names so as long as he gets the eyes lasered off he can recycle it ad nauseum.
TheRealLadyWhistledown · 25/01/2021 17:07

‘Read this anytime’ how can he it’s on the back of his bloody neck?

murbblurb · 25/01/2021 17:09

that is hilarious. What a muppet.

FreeChuro · 25/01/2021 17:16

I love tattoos and I have eight, including my late grandfathers handwriting...saying that, I really hate this.

IrishGirl2020 · 25/01/2021 17:21

I love tattoos too but he’s only 21 - he’s going to run out of space for any more before he’s 30 😂
Seriously though I suspect he has mental health issues - he seems to be very needy and immature for a 21 year old

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2021 17:23

I am baffled by the tattoo of the fiancee's Gran who he never met. Confused

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FelicityWhiskers · 25/01/2021 17:23

I don't often agree with Piers but him calling this tattoo 'creepy and weird' is spot on

RadGlags · 25/01/2021 17:24

A bit Gatsby, non?

SionnachRua · 25/01/2021 17:26

Surely that's going to blur like crazy? I'm not against tattoos but I can't see it holding well.

Tbqh my major takeaway from this was that Brooklyn Beckham has a fiancée Shock Man, I feel old!

Excited101 · 25/01/2021 17:28

As a private letter I’m sure it’s fine. But reading it from an outsider perspective makes him sound pathetic.

Excited101 · 25/01/2021 17:28

And there’s a 0% chance they’ll be together forever.