To the neighbour who just stole my Deliveroo...

[robbedofmyburger]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money (because it all went on the burger)... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Deliveroo go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill let everyone know that you're a thieving arsehole.

P.S. I watched you accept the order but couldn't approach you because I'm shielding and was waiting for you to simply point the driver in the right direction. I know who you are. WHO DOES THAT!?!?!! YOU PSYCHOPATH.

P.P.S. I tried to flag down the delivery man AND called his number but it wasn't a real one. Just in case anyone asks. (Nobody will ask).

Yes, this does deserve it's own thread. I JUST WANTED A FUCKING BURGER AND NOW EVERYWHERE ELSE IS CLOSED.

P.P.P.S. I reaaaaally hope you're on Mumsnet, burger thief. I hope the guilt made it taste vile.

[HildegardNightingale]

It tasted really nice, thanx. The burger thief xxxxx

[BigGreen]

Sorry about your burger and your God awful neighbours but your thread made me laugh my head off

[Gliblet]

Well, there is a chance they'd ordered as well and yours turned up first (and they're now feeling shitty having realised what they've done), but of course it's far more likely that you're going to have to find a socially distanced way of coating their genitals in peanut butter and lowering them into a vat of hungry rats.

[BuffaloCauliflower]

What a dickhead, that’s such a shitty thing to do. Do tell Deliveroo you didn’t get your burger and put a detailed delivery note next time.

[Ronniesgirl]

Scummy bastards. I’m shielding too and also ordered a burger and chips. I did get them but they weren’t as nice as I’d hoped.

[YouBoughtMeAWall]

I’d be putting a boot through his door by now. Channel Joey “JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!”

[olderthanilookapparently]

Complain to Deliveroo your didn't get your meal and demand another?

[underneaththeash]

Why didn’t you video on phone and call police?

[Elouera]

Can you not call/contact deliveroo and explain the OP to them? Surely the driver needs proof that it was indeed delivered to the correct address?

[Pbbananabagel]

definitely call Deliveroo and complain

[CandyLeBonBon]

I'll provide the alibi OP!

[SlopesOff]

Are you able to go out when everyone is safely locked in for the night and no germs about and put something very unpleasant through their letterbox?

If you live near me I will do it for you.

[MushMonster]

It wasn't me OP, I swear! I am not in an rush to find what those super skills are. Having seeing you around, we think you are M5 secret agent, so we stir clear

[HopeYourHighHorseBucks]

This would never happen to Liam Neeson. Work on your growly voice and mean face for any future incidents.



Also egg their house.

[SquirtleSquad]

@underneaththeash

Why didn’t you video on phone and call police?

Because she's not an insane person

[Hawkins001]

With all due respect, could the neighbors have also ordered food from somewhere ? Is there any proof that it was your food that was misdelivered ?

[JustPassingByCarryOn]

Sorry OP but this is what you remined me of. I'm so sorry this has happened to you.

[SnowflakeCulture]

Will you get your money back?

[JustPassingByCarryOn]

@Hawkins001

With all due respect, could the neighbors have also ordered food from somewhere ? Is there any proof that it was your food that was misdelivered ?

Hello, OP's neighbour.

[MessAllOver]

Bizarre... what sort of crime spot do you live in ? Who swipes someone else's dinner?

[MrsTweedy73]

I understand you're shielding, but could you not pop on a mask and go and give them a socially distanced thrashing with a fucking broom?

[Robbybobtail]

To be fair, the delivery man may have had the wrong address or something so palmed it off on your neighbours or as a pp said they could’ve ordered too and accepted it mistakenly? I’ve had that happen to me.

Or they could just be theiving greedy bastard CF’s. Pop a dog shit through their letterbox in the dead of night?

[OnceUponAMidnightBeery]

@Gliblet

Well, there is a chance they'd ordered as well and yours turned up first (and they're now feeling shitty having realised what they've done), but of course it's far more likely that you're going to have to find a socially distanced way of coating their genitals in peanut butter and lowering them into a vat of hungry rats.

Exactly what I first thought, and yes, I know people who do this. Can we be friends? I’ll bring the peanut butter, might take a while to catch the rats

[BlackeyedSusan]

sneak out in the middle of the night and write burger thief in chalk on the pavement outside their house. or leave a big fuck off burger thief poster under their windscreen wipers.

[Jacketpotato84]

Karma will get them dont worry. Youll get your burger +++ just know your a decent honest person that wouldn't steal from someone now that tastes the best

Or revenge is a dish best served cold lol sorry i couldn't help it x