What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

Would you like some yogurt?

Escape to the Country is just coming on tv....

Do you think you'll want to watch that DVD you got for Christmas?

Count to 15 and I’ll give you a chocolate

Come on Snookum.

To the cat.

Thankyou, bye. To the lady in M&S

Supper's ready

What do you mean bits and bobs????

'Go with Mummy' to my grandson

'Not at the moment, no!'

We are absolutely not having bum sex on that chair.

Ate we really watching a film with Ice Cube wrestling a fish?

We are not having this conversation right now

"and they're nicer too"

You’re such a big butt dog butt

I prefer it a bit more chunky.

"Night night, love you baby" to my 2yr old as my DH took her up to bed.

He's got a mimosa!

No you can have it with lunch tomorrow it's bedtime now

This egg mayonnaise is a bit old do you want crab or Ardennes pate instead?

Do you think he lives there?

Fuck.

Only on a very temporary basis

Oh, come on then.

(To the dog)

Yeah I can sort that