What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

"Shut the fuck up, woman, with your weird pepper fridge"

(To the TV)

“Gavin Williamson is an absolute fuckwit” (to year 11 DS).

I mixed up PE with Joe and Drawing with Rob

They are the worst smelling animals on the planet.

You're a dirty bugger 🙄😂

“Ouch you’re on my hair!”!

"Don't even think about it"
He thought about it and still jumped into my recently vacated chair.
I hate dogs 😂

Chicken's in the oven !

Better not do that, you might need to go and have another shower

Thank you

'That's not socialism'

You probably will get married in Ireland.

Peshwari

Lie down sweetheart

I'll have a Christmas tree chocolate whilst watching doctor who please!

I love you, bye

“What a good BoyBoy he is,”

Pup having his teeth cleaned by DW 🐕‍🦺😂

We'll have to tidy the whole room next time!

DD is doing a zoom dance class and has had to move the laptop around, i'd only tidied the space behind her 😆

"What are you doing with all that bread?"

To dd who just wandered past with about half a loaf in her hands.

I think the brandy sauce has come to the end of its natural life

Just a small glass?

Oooooh wee cold tootsies! (To my toddler, who has cold feet after going for a pre bedtime walk in the pram).

Thank you for wrapping that handbag .....to DH for helping with my eBay packages.

Oh god, for some stupid reason I thought this was a thread for the last thing you'd ever said to someone. It felt so poignant and sad reading through them and I'm so glad this isn't what I'd though

I thought that too before I opened it newname! My toddler is very much alive!

This is a great thread! Much funnier than I anticipated when I opened it.