What is the last thing you said?

[Lockdowner35]

"I know we are"

"Yes, you are very beautiful." (To DDog.)

‘can’t you just leave me to have a bath in peace?!’

"Are you going to blow nicely?"

Ds's dinner is a bit hot and he is spitting on it instead of blowing 😂

“Ooh are you ok“

I’m ok

(I’m not)

Alexa play Magic Soul

You've got 9 minutes before tea is ready

Fine I’ll go and wash my hair seeing as I HAVE to go to work tomorrow

I’m really just pissed off as I had a bath earlier and forgot about work, so I needed another one to wash my hair 🙅🏻‍♀️

Are you doing that? Good

'Please eat more than one pea at a time' to my 7 year old

Hey bob (the dog's nickname) why are you so wise and beautiful?

I'm not interested in this girls. You just watch it.

Okay, the boys haven't had baked beans today.

(DH wanted baked beans instead of peas with the fish fingers)

I've never seen that type of Oreo before.

Shush Jodie, lie down.

I said ooooooh, I'm feeling really fruity tonight in a Benny hill / Frankie Howard / Mr humphries kind of way.
Then me and my husband giggled like the 12 year olds we are inside.

I had got myself a big bowl of mixed berries.

We do occasionally function as adults, I promise.

Why is there a Pringles lid on the radiator?

No I'm not. He humped my leg last time I tried

We need to take the Christmas tree down tonight.

No, pingu is broken!

'No idea, I wasn't listening'

Stop growling and say sorry for throwing the T-Rex.

Shh 2 minutes

What are you even doing?

Oh, are they in South Korea? I thought they were in Japan.