@halfpasteleven and @Prokupatuscrakedatus - A skunk is quite normal around here, a shark less so. We have all manner of creatures wandering about here - turkeys and pheasants, turtles of many species, and deer by the thousands. I saw coyotes twice in 2019 and a brown bear about 5 years ago. I'm sure the coyotes are still around, they're just very good at hiding from people. The coyotes are why we have indoor cats.
@Taswama - I will have to look into freecycle. I think I am a bit put off by all of the stories on MN of CF'ers wanting free goods delivered, or gas petrol money to come pick it up, etc. My church does a housewares sale every summer, skipped this year of course. Perhaps I'll hold onto it for that.
I did the loft one summer a few years ago. I swear I sweated out pounds of weight, it was so hot! Not envying you the temperature up there at this time of year @soddingkitten**
I have been trying to suss out a general idea of where people live without appearing too nosy about it. Sodding, are you in the southern hemisphere?
@Champagneforeveryone - Perhaps your friend's cupboard contains more than you'd expect. 
@Therainisback - the house in that programme is gorgeous. Is it actually on the coast?
And speaking of feline amusements, the box tunnel collapsed after excessive use but DH has cleverly repaired it.