What is the worst thing your pet has done?

[TruiColours]

whither that be a current pet or a previous one

i would say

peeing on my brothers bed.

My horse ate a rabbit, well first he tried to give it to a pony who was just because obviously herbivores so then he just starting eating it by its ears. Tried to rescue it (it was still alive somehow) but the dog got it and finished it off. I have two house rabbits and I really can’t make eye contact with them over this.

Destroyed a sofa in 10 minutes when I locked him in a different room while a friend was visiting with her new born

Destroyed as in leather gone, stripped to the springs.

When I was a child my dog did a poo on the fake grass window display in a bike shop. He was only a puppy though.

description of animal injuries- TW

When he was 9 months old our lurcher did the worst thing he’s ever done.

Walking past a duck on the canal. Duck didn’t move much as he walked past, just a slight waddle. Pup didn’t seem to care or show any interest, then at the last min casually turned his head, grabbed the duck by the head/neck, shook it and... it was awful.

All happened front of a family of horrified tourists taking pictures of the pretty bridge we were passing under.

I was heavily pregnant at the time and promptly vomited into a nearby bush.

Elderly cat (was very unwell so could forgive him) vomited and popes on our bed a couple of hours before we had a house viewing. He's never done anything like that before.

Childhood cat ate my sister's gerbils.

Horse escaped from field, ran a mile down the road and broke into someone else's field to hang out with their ponies.

Cat peed in my wellies.