What is the worst thing your pet has done?

[TruiColours]

whither that be a current pet or a previous one

i would say

peeing on my brothers bed.

Run up vets bills of £21k. Fortunately all covered by insurance. But the monthly premium is astronomical! But they are worth it!

My rather simple cat once ate tinsel off the Christmas tree. I discovered this in Christmas Eve when he came out of the litter tray with about 10cm of faded looking tinsel hanging out of his arse. That was a fun (expensive) trip to the vets.

Ddog took a dislike to the new flooring dh had laid 3 days earlier...

Bastard cat ripped the wallpaper. I walked in to the room to find him pulling a long strip off with his mouth, he froze when he saw me as if he was pretending not to do it. He has also broken the blinds squeezing through between the slats, pulled down the curtain rail when he got stuck between the curtain and the lining and he regularly steals and hides the post, dd's clothes, bits of Lego and hair bands. He's cute though

DDog bowled me over at full speed whilst he had the zoomies. I got a concussion and a fractured ankle!
He also ate the dials and buttons off my Miele washing machine. I’m so glad he’s not a puppy any more!

If we're getting into injuries one if mine got ran over and had to have a leg and a toe amputated.
She still manages to control the other cats though, even if she us a wee hop along

A cat we had dragged a massive koi carp through the cat flap!

Puppy peed on EVERYTHING through sheer excitement, chewed up the sofa cushions (literally bit huge chunks out of them), chewed half my brother's bike seat off, chewed up my brand new swimming costume, chewed up a hamper of laundry, chewed shoes, smashed the tv by knocking it off its shelf........

My cat pissed in the bottom bit of the slow cooker whilst the porcelain part was soaking.

We didn’t realise until we next used it and the whole house stank of cat wee and we couldn’t figure out where it was coming from for hours!! I spent about 3 hours deep cleaning trying to get rid of the smell!

We also ate what was cooking in there as we didn’t realise till after 😂😂

My cat puked into the sky box once and the resulting blow up took out the DVD player too .

Took a dump on the vets’s exam table.

OMG...So very sorry if this makes you boark. Am just enjoying afternoon with my grown up dd and my dp drinking margaritas...early bday celebrations for me as they're both working on my actual bday. So 2016 my dd had a boob reduction. We left her at home and went on holiday....not the best thing to do but holiday was booked way before her surgery. Got a frantic phone call whilst we were away (pissed up in Bangkok) Mum....my boob's have exploded and there's a shitstorm of fluid, fat puss and blood all over the bathroom and Sausages (the cat) has licked it all up.

Our cars are food thieves.
One cat licked all the coconut buttercream off the top of a cake.
Another one stole a sausage from the uncovered (never again) casserole on the hob leaving greasy paw prints on the worktop and half the sausage on the kitchen floor.
Either one of them stole a portion of cooked/cooling chicken that had been wrapped in foil. Bits of mangled foil was found throughout the house along with partially chewed chicken.

Cats not cars...

Years ago mil's dcat puked on top of the fish tank.
Didn't end well for the poor fish...
Dhusky ate a flip flop last summer. No ill effects..

Ate some Euros (notes) when he was a puppy. My DH got some and they were buried deep in his coat pocket, in a plastic bag in an envelope. I came home to find Euros all over the stairs with holes in.

My cat stayed with my mum for a couple of months last year when DH and I had to stay with mil before our new rental property was ready to move into (she had dogs so cat couldn't stay with us.)
I was visiting my mum and my cat one day, he seemed happy to see me, he turned around and peed all over me and my baby!

My dog when I was a child ate my sky dancer. The dick head. Lucky she was a beauty and I forgave her.

Woke me up by sitting on my chest and drooling into my open mouth 🤮

The other one's worst was probably when we came down to find a half eaten bird lying in it's own blood in a piece of white paper.

Long haired moggy...recently jumped up on my desk (WFH), dipped her fluffy tail in my coffee and then flicked cold coffee everywhere. Dunked her feet in a small puddle of said coffee as I was trying to catch her and finally bit me when I washed her coffee soaked paws and tail. Good thing she’s so gorgeous!

Had a dachshund that chewed up a very expensive pair of designer sandals.
He had very sparkly poo for the best part of a week.
It was my fault for leaving them where he could reach them though.
He was forgiven - eventually.

Our rescue german shepherd chewed through our UPVC front door!

Not mine but I was once pet sitting for my friend.

Her dog broke into the kitchen and ate the cats shit out of the litter tray. He had form for this so I knew to keep him out and cat was kept in the kitchen.......friend didn't bother to tell me the dog could open the pissing door.

Anyways very smug dog then vomitted the shit and whatever else he'd eaten. As I'm trying to clean it up their territorial cat appeared. Cat and dog were both prancing around fighting over the turdy vomit. I ended up slipping in the frothy vomit goo and had to leave them to it so I could run and throw up myself.

And that was the day I decided I'd never have a pet.

@Mydogisagentleman

My Bedlington adores me. So much that he graduated from ejaculating when he was sat on my lap to spaffing at the sight of me. He was mended soon after

Oh my fucking god 😂

Well, I ordered an £89 shirt from next for my OH. It didn’t fit him, so I booked for a courier to collect it. On the morning of the collection, I noticed my cat had pissed all over the return bag! With bright orange pee! I cleaned it up and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the wee didn’t work it’s way through the packaging!