I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

Pet carrier for our cat and a very posh looking but completely empty wicker picnic basket

A cat and a Bluetooth speaker

Crisps and kitchen roll

Nothing

Cat food and teatowels

Oh god, water, squash, cans of Coke, lunchboxes, random cereal, Tupperware

An old Spider-Man lunchbox. A pot with our whiteboard pens in. An empty Amazon box.

I reckon you could make something with them if you were craftily inclined !

My first aid box, consisting of steroids, inhalers, stethoscope otoscope, thermometer, laxatives, paracetamol, bandages...basically anything you may need in a first aid emergency...except for plaster! We never have those for some reason!

You will also go away with tubs of slime I have hidden from the kids.

3 boxes of coffee pods,

one box of long life ' easy to make food ( pasta pesto, easy cook risotto, soups etc) for a week for DS in case DH and I both get ill at the same time and can't/don't want to cook, along with a list of what he should do/ who he should call if he needs help we can't give

Pack of kitchen rolls, a washing up bowl,a picnic bag filled with smaller insulated bags and a stack of re-usable lunch boxes. If that isn't enough, down the side you will also find a cardboard pet carrier, unused, 3 bottles of wine and some folding steps, on the other side a folded clothes airer and some trays.

I need a bigger kitchen.

Three bundt cake pans
A jelly mould shaped like a rabbit
The dog's medication
The TV remote
A pile of children's books
A bag of candles
Miscellaneous toiletries
Dog brush
Cotton buds
Nasturtium seeds

A jelly mould shaped like a rabbit

Is it a silver one?

You'd get one whole cat.

10kg of basmati rice, a Christmas cake mid way though being alcoholised, and a set of cake boxes!

A large amount of homemade caramel slice

The worktop with the microwave on

Either nothing, or the lintel bit of the fitted kitchen.

A Kenwood mixer, a soup maker, a small Instant Pot and the first aid box. Please don’t!

toria658

Homemade caramel slice you say ?

Do PM me your address won’t you ... for data collection purposes only of course ....

From this thread I see that most people have a full height fridge . Do you have a fridge - freezer or do you actually have 6 feet worth of shelves for your fridge ?

All our phone, i-pad, kindle etc chargers. Please don't take them!

Oh I forgot - you’d also get the two rattan baskets I use for the storing of said pegs and towels.

And the carbon monoxide alarm that’s hidden behind them!

You will need big carrier bags for ours! All our sauces are there, salt, oil and vinegar, plus our green and herbal tea selections are on top of the other fridge.

Some bottles of red wine, a bottle of port, a bottle of Ribena and an toy drone helicopter thing that is slightly broken! Enjoy!