I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

A fly swatter, a spaghetti drying rack and some long life milk plus a random assortment of metal screws. All useful I guess.

Stale crumbs probably. Mine is an under-counter one.

A collection of small plastic bags in a container

Cake tins , and the last two years of calendars ( for reference for appointments etc )

Random tupperware

I've two houses at the moment.

House 1 - a cat and a Tefal Air Fryer
House 2 - a Boston fern.

I'd be quite sad about the cat and the fern, but you can have the fryer.

Some freezer packs.
The Sick Bowl
A dead adder
A dead grass snake

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This is a bit outing.

Dog food and boxing gloves 🥊

On top - a slush puppie machine, an old spare drainer and a tupperware of cat food that my cats loved one week, then refused to touch the next.
Inside - a full wine rack of alcohol that I've accumulated over the past few years. Most of it I will never drink, but don't touch my Baileys...

Oh, I have a flat as well!

Let me think, what’s on top of the fridge...?

Nothing at all (unless my daughters have stashed something there by now!)

My plastic sheet for rolling out and measuring pastry, and a tube of gorilla glue that fell out of the cupboard over the fridge and I never retrieved....

Now if you asked about the top of that cupboard....a tray, 2 large bags of flour, 1 large bag each of icing and castor sugar, a very large bag of good chocolate chips (hidden from DD's baking!), 1 packet of crisps (hidden from DH) and a bag of coffee beans to grind.

@FreezerBird why do you have dead snakes on your fridge

A pile of dust and grease (Integrated fridge with no top)

Dust

It's integrated. So probably the fruit bowl or the toaster

The arts and crafts box - what time are you getting here?

The worktop. Please don’t take it, it’s really useful 😂

Two spider catchers!

Fire blanket

Nothing

A pre digital radio and a bowl of eggs

A silver candelabra (which makes me sound much posher than I am!) my umbrella and my sunglasses.

Empty lighters (for lighting the hob), a fire blanket, various things I've confiscated off the DC over the years and forgotten about (should probably have a look sometime) and loads of random stuff.

A grey step stool and some spotlight bulbs.

A grow your own geode kit, some French fancys and some after eights