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I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

493 replies

00100001 · 21/10/2020 21:35

If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

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40somethingJBJ · 22/10/2020 02:16

A spare bird cage and 12 toilet rolls!

mamakoukla · 22/10/2020 02:24

Cereals, plastic storage boxes, cake decorating paraphernalia, ice lolly forms, ice cube trays, small coffee percolator

Time40 · 22/10/2020 02:55

The recycling. Or the empty recycling baskets, if we have just put it in the bin.

londonscalling · 22/10/2020 03:06

Ours is integrated so nothing on top. However on the top shelf is a lonely tub of Greek yoghurt!

Hellhath · 22/10/2020 03:48

The slow cooker. You'd think I'd learn, the last one was left close to the edge and wobbled off as I opened the door. It broke my toe.

Suzi888 · 22/10/2020 03:50

Loaf of bread, a chopping board and a recipe book.

lunalulu · 22/10/2020 04:28

A box of rose petals.

PhilCornwall1 · 22/10/2020 04:32

My two sharps bins. You're welcome to them. Just don't have a rummage around inside, it might hurt.

Rainbowqueeen · 22/10/2020 04:33

My cask of red wine for cooking and my fire blanket (for emergencies)

KiposWonderbeasts · 22/10/2020 04:47

3 Costco trays of long life juice cartons - you can take the orange and apple juices, but leave me a cranberry or two if you don’t mind.

ShopTattsyrup · 22/10/2020 05:09

A sourdough starter, our cookbooks and half the biros in the North West

Hellomoonstar · 22/10/2020 05:24

Toilet roll and a catalogue.

Inside the fridge you would find calpol and insulin. The top shelf is reserved for medication that need to be stored in the fridge.

TwoShades1 · 22/10/2020 05:26

Some spare shelves for the fridge. It came with a completely ridiculous number of shelves! So I took some out but didn’t really know where to put them and didn’t want to lose them....

MaidenMotherCrone · 22/10/2020 05:38

A whole pile of shite. Please take it all. If you look to the left at the side of the fridge there are plenty of carrier bags you can use .

moanyhole · 22/10/2020 05:48

My sleeping cat. Only place she gets peace from our dog

Inthesameboatatmo · 22/10/2020 05:50

A pack of dog poo bags lol

orangejuicer · 22/10/2020 06:26

@Hellomoonstar

Toilet roll and a catalogue.

Inside the fridge you would find calpol and insulin. The top shelf is reserved for medication that need to be stored in the fridge.

This made me panic but having checked calpol doesn't need to be kept in the fridge.
Fartingnora · 22/10/2020 06:28

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Piratetree · 22/10/2020 06:41

A kallax box (drona?) with my overstock in, currently contains a big box of weetabix, some pasta and some crisps. Another box with a meat slicer and a big frying pan lid in. An Areca palm.

yomellamoHelly · 22/10/2020 06:54

Half-used bag of party poppers

mynameisnotmichaelcaine · 22/10/2020 06:56

Dust. A box of pens.

mosscarpet · 22/10/2020 06:57

the salad spinner and a pack of kirchen roll

AreYouThere · 22/10/2020 07:01

A cupboard (built in) so you would have to take it apart

shitinmyhandsandclap · 22/10/2020 07:12

A toastie maker and a small basket used for recycling paper

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 22/10/2020 07:16

You get fish food, water purifier for fish tank, DDS paints and possible our scabby grey cat. Enjoy!

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