I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

A tub of expensive hot chocolate with the lid missing and a piece of cling film over it. No one knows where the lid went...I imagine it's behind the fridge freezer!

Our "saving for best" wine and several cookbooks

Pile of post

A stash of paintings by the DC's - all waiting to be recycled when no one misses them anymore.

Please take them!!

My fridge is built in. So you'd grab the worktop.

Nothing, it’s integrated. It would still be nothing if it wasn’t.

Boxes of cereal (which may or may not be stale depending) and Ziploc bags.

You'd get a stack of empty tins that I use around Christmas time. My Christmas stash box with some of the longer-dated cupboard stuff in it. A smaller box that has some Halloween sweets hidden in it for the girls (wouldn't mind if you left that one though). And a banana stand thingy.

Electric shock. Its a fly zapper

A catering size pack of teabags.

Magic radio are the new Daily Mail, this question is their question of the day.

Well I share a flat and the girl in room 1 has the top shelf. She is nice so don't steal from her. But if you must... she has eggs, bread and some falafals- I think sweet potato ones.

A half done jigsaw of cats

Nothing

Brush and dustpan.

Multipack of crisps.

Four wooden trays used to carry drinks and stuff into the garden. They've been used a lot this year.

If you’re canny you’ll take the gifted bottle of vintage champagne or the DAB radio. If you’re not you might end up with the stash of kitchen rolls, excessive Tupperware and a LOT of dust.