I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

2kg of cat biscuits, a couple of bottles of gin and a portable bbq.

3 tubs of halloween sweets ready for the kids to trick or treat us. F**k off covid I will be doing this for the neighbours kids like I have done the last 12 years. All socially distanced and clean, seperate bags etc

The iron, a mini shredder and three boxes of tissues. Oh, and some ant killer powder.

First aid box and recycling bags

Well, you've struck lucky here. Just had a big new American fridge freezer delivered and also been to Costco soooo you'd get an almost full wine rack which is completely DUST FREE!!!

... however, leave it a couple of weeks and you'll get an empty, dusty wine rack.

This is a brilliant thread!
My cast iron balancing scales, some round bread boards, a wooden cake stand and a large (empty this year) rumtopf.

A small plastic blending jar from a 12 year old stick blender. It usually smells slightly of onions and/or curry spices.

Or, you could choose from a selection of half full boxes of cereal.

The cats food and water bowls, kept up there where the dog can't get at it.

Nothing, my fridge is Integrated so it’s built in!

*at them

A bunch of astonishingly stinky gypsophile in a green jug.

A toy rabbit, an antique plate and a jar of Himalayan rock salt.

Mason Cash mixing bowl that's too big for any of the cupboards. Box of cereal. Slow cooker. Takeaway menus!

A portable one burner camping gas stove. Child of the 70s, scared of power cuts, need my coffee

A slush puppie machine and baking parchment and Tin foil

A brown banana (that has been intended for banana bread for about 3 weeks now so probably needs composting instead)

A box of sizzling prawn mccoys and about a zillion plastic carrier bags😂

A cat carrier, cake decorating supplies and a cake mixer.

A fish kettle full of odd bits of cutlery, a dead fly and a fallen over Christmas card from last year.

You are welcome to it all.

Nothing but dust.

Kitchen roll or a wok.

On the top shelf inside the fridge- butter and various jars of jam!

A wire wine rack - 3 bottles of red and 4 of mineral water. Oh and a bottle of vodka

A lamp.

A retro candelabra lamp that I'm very fond of. I'll chase you to get it back.

Mine is also built in but I have managed to stash a cool bag and 3 packs of gluten free pizza bases on top of it