I break into your house and steal something from the top of your fridge - what do I take away with me?

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If you broken into mine, you'd get a red plastic box filled with napkins, a jug and a pot with pens in!

The iron and the bottle holder from the fridge and dust. Loads of it.

A bagel guillotine, a spiralizer and my tub of biscuit cutters. If you have to take the cutters, could you leave the dinosaur ones? Dd wants to make dinosaur biscuits at some point this week.

@FlapsInTheWind

On top of our fridge is a wheelbarrow wheel, a spare tyre for the wheelbarrow wheel and a pack with two inner tubes. Don't ask!

I'm intrigued, do explain .

2 lap trays for eating dinner on the sofa.

A big tub filled with all the crisps from multipacks that I don't like - you're welcome to them!

The microwave. A sandwich maker. Several cobwebs.

Dust, enjoy!

Toblerone

A microwave, 3 bottles of squash and a carbon monoxide monitor!

Just had a look and it's more than I expected!
Part baked rolls
Cereal
Cupcake trays
A whole tub of random but potentially useful stuff which I may investigate at a later date.

A cat

2 red onions

A crepe maker

Dust

Tin foil and dust

A Christmas cake I made two years ago - please take it 😃

5 boxes of cereal and a basket in the shape of a rabbit that MIL bought the kids last year to collect Easter eggs in.

My box of spices

Dog’s ashes...

My clingfilm wrapped Christmas cake that comes down once a fortnight to be fed a mix of rum and amaretto.

Nothing!

I'm a neat freak! 😇

Instruction manuals, a couple of light bulbs, assorted other crap and dust. It’s really not worth your effort OP.

Sunglasses and a cupcake carrier

A wooden tray and a lot of dust

@Toseland

Similar to you, a CM detector and two black biros that have been stashed.

DS has a job in the restaurant in a local pub, I swear to God every biro in the house (at one stage we had an empty ice cream tub with about thirty in it, every single one appears to have gone out the front door never to return...

Those two biros are precious.

I keep my truly expensive Cross pen in the bottom of my hand bag, it is over 25 years old and was a gift, I am not sure even he could rationalise "borrowing" that, but no point in risking it.

2 bike helmets
A box full of Lego instructions
Our rent box/welcome pack thing
An Amazon box figure thing
A peg basket
Wheel cleaner
Vanish carpet spray
3 jars of pickled onion vinegar
Moisture absorber refills
A toy teaset in a little basket
A bodyshop gift set
A waspinator
Some cleaning wipes
An empty bird feeding bowl

And that's just the crap that I can see...

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