Oasis: nasal pricks in parkas laced with hubris. A pair of circular sunglasses does not make you John Lennon... which leads me onto...
The Beatles: less founding fathers of Rock and Roll, more found a gap in the market, plugged it with pedestrian guitar music and shit haircuts
Every British Male solo artist of the last 20 years or so it seems: terminal bedwetter with an acoustic guitar, cries while he wanks onto sheet music and calls it an album.
Beyoncé: furious about something... why else all the stamping and lip curling. Not, in fact, the answer to everything.
Britain's got talent: if Amanda Holden is the answer, what is the question?
Only fools and horses: about as funny as a public hanging, though I suppose at least one entertained the masses.
Friends: she got off the fucking plane.
SATC: later that night, I got to thinking: is Carrie squealing like a hamster being laminated the most unbearable sound in the history of time, or am I the asshole for watching it?
Ally McBeal: a character so narcissistic she makes me want to have brunch with Carrie and Ross.