What do you look like

[NancyBotwinBloom]

There was a thread last year about what people imagined people to look like

I was under a different username then and I got one absolutely spot on - the username said so.

It was a really good laugh.

Can we have another one please?

I will start.

What do you think I look like 👍🏻

Blonde about 5’4 blue eyes.

A short, mousy middle aged woman with some mid-life spread going on but nice eyes, and colourful dress sense that doesn't care about 'good taste'

Petite
Curly hair
Heart shaped face
A good chuckler
Likes string tea, has a pantone mug for it (orange) I think
Likes cats and dogs
Hates mean people
Rosy cheeks
Doesn’t mind a bit of mess

Middle aged spread is right!

Nothing else

I just currently look like shit

@Mustbetheresson

Red head, 5 foot 7.
35
Wears lots of jodhpurs and knee boots

Oh bollocks
Ok you’re a tall straight haired olive skinned coffee drinking neat freak Who hates cats and dogs
You like zoflora

5ft 3
Cheerful
Rosey cheeks
Likes baking proper victoria sponges With sugar on top
Lives in a cottage with roses round the door
Has three cats
And a Westie

Dirty blonde chin length Bob
Blue eyes
English rose complexion
Outdoorsy and can be found in hunter wellies in the garden centre.
5"7
Slim

Can anyone do me please

@shesgonebatshitagain About 38, slim, likes tie dye. Can be seen running around with sage and you have a cavernous handbag featuring crystals that you charge in the moonlight.

Suspiciously good skin.

@WutheredOut

5ft 3 Cheerful Rosey cheeks Likes baking proper victoria sponges With sugar on top Lives in a cottage with roses round the door Has three cats And a Westie

Thus is weird I think I got the same vibes as you about OP

Do other people now.

I'm five foot six a bit fat with curly brown hair.

I love tea, drink about seven mugs a day.

I do hate mean people.

[quote allfurcoatnoknickers]@shesgonebatshitagain About 38, slim, likes tie dye. Can be seen running around with sage and you have a cavernous handbag featuring crystals that you charge in the moonlight.

Suspiciously good skin. [/quote]
Well my skin is quite good but apart from that.....,.

A bludy mess right now. Hairs like a chip and needs washed, needs cut, dyed and I look pastel and pale and a bit like death really!

I scrub up ok though when I make an effort.

chip pan

@NancyBotwinBloom

Do other people now.

I'm five foot six a bit fat with curly brown hair.

I love tea, drink about seven mugs a day.

I do hate mean people.

Wow I got tea and hating mean people and curly hair I’m fucking brilliant

A young Boy George

@spied

Short.
Is a good cook
Is a lawyer
Has two kids
Blonde and 56

@shesgonebatshitagain it’s the name Nancy and the word bloom isn’t it!

I think you are
Tall
Thin
Crazy curly hair
Have four children
And a lurcher
You live in a older house with a tidy front garden and in the back garden is full of toys and random shite
You work in an office but wish you could change your job to fit in better with your lifestyle
And obviously You’re batshit 😜

@Mustbetheresson
Young. Like 26.
Single.
No kids
Blonde and skinny
From a big family

@Spied

Average height
Elfin features and a really good pixie haircut
Green eyes
Likes books and stationary and scotch
Plays chess
Is a good driver
Doesn’t believe in Brexit
Likes ankle boots and has a penchant for coatigans

Stationery

I actually look like a fat Nancy botwin

@shesgonebatshitagain red/auburn short cropped hair, glasses, quite funky dress sense with maybe doc marten boots. Nose piercing.