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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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NymphInYellow · 30/09/2020 14:59

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, Oh I do like to be beside the vicar.

Got vicar in pocket, I am gonna use it.

Vicar in an elevator.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 30/09/2020 15:28

The Dark Side of the Vicar

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 16:15

That kind of luxe just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of vicar

Anordinarymum · 30/09/2020 16:16

@Breathmiller

I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping While my viccaaar gently weeps I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping Still my viccaaar gently weeps
That was very clever
BarelyMerry · 30/09/2020 16:19

I.... I would be king
And you.... you would be queen
And nothing can drive them away
We can be vicars
Just for one day

Squooka · 30/09/2020 16:21

Suffragette Vicar

TheId · 30/09/2020 16:43

Vicar, vicar vicar vicar shouting
Vicar, vicar, vicar, vicar shouting
Vicar vicar shouting
Mega mega white thing

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 16:50

It was late that night when the Lord came in
Enquiring for his lady-o,
The servant girl she said to the Lord
“She’s away wi’ the raggle taggle vicar-o.”

MrsRexVandeKamp · 30/09/2020 16:52

Take that vicar off your face

TheId · 30/09/2020 16:54

Oh I remember when we used to sit
In the churchyard after evensong
Observing the hypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet

Good vicars we have
Good vicars we lost
Along the way (hey)
In this bright future you can forget your past
So dry your tears I say

No vicar no cry
No vicar no cry
Oh little darling don't shed no tears
No vicar no cry

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 16:59

I put a vicar on you
Because you're mine

TheId · 30/09/2020 17:03

I am PMSL at

Don't let the vicar go down on me
And
Wherever I lay my vicar that's my home

Probably because my cousin is a vicar and he and his wife would think those were pretty funny I suspect.

TartanDMs · 30/09/2020 17:44

Finished with my vicar
Cos she couldn't help me with my life

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just twenty thousand vicars standing in a field?

She's like the vicar in the movie when the Spitfire falls
Like the vicar in the picture that he couldn't afford
She's like the vicar with the smile in the hospital ward
Like the vicar in the novel in the wind on the moors

Thankssomuch · 30/09/2020 17:47

Purple vicar
Purple vicar

AngeloMysterioso · 30/09/2020 17:48

I wanna f**k you like a vicar...

vampirethriller · 30/09/2020 17:49

Hold me closer tiny vicar
Build a little birdhouse in your vicar

Thankssomuch · 30/09/2020 17:54

Don’t stop me vicar!
I’m having such a good time
I’m having a ball!

Fat bottomed vicars - you make the rocking world go round

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 30/09/2020 17:57

Common Vicar

He was a priest he had a thirst for knowledge, he was the chaplain at St Martin's college...

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 17:58

V.I.C.A.R
He is V.I.C.A.R
He is v - vivacious
He is i - irrestable
He is c - such a cutie
He is a - adorable
He is r - ahhh - ahhh
He is V.I.C.A.R
He is V.I.C.A.R
He is v - vainglorious
He is i - an idiot
He is c - complicated
He is a - total arsehole
He is r - ahh, ahh ...

8catsisnotunreasonable · 30/09/2020 18:05

Vicar don't do it

When you want to go to it

Vicar don't do it

When you want to come...😈🤣

Ormally · 30/09/2020 18:34

Hey vicar,
Don't make it bad
Take a bad song
And make it longer
Remember to play it all at one speed
Then say the Creed
And make it...longer

hollyandkit · 30/09/2020 18:35

Oh I could hide neath the wings of the vicar as he sings

What's that coming over the hill, is it a vicar, is it a vicar?

(the word vicar looks really weird now after reading this thread!)

hollyandkit · 30/09/2020 18:47

Damn, both of mine already been done. I'm all out of vicar

vampirethriller · 30/09/2020 19:23

Vicar me up before you go go
Her name was Vicar, she was a showgirl
Somewhere, over the vicar
Sweet vicar of mine
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my vicar
He ain't heavy, he's my vicar

tartantroosers · 30/09/2020 19:43

Vicar in Red
Brown eyed Vicar
Doing the Vicar Walk- Oi
Knockin' on Vicar's door