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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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Pelleas · 30/09/2020 08:56

The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of vicars in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how these vicars always look the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely vicars
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for vicars
They're cool for vicars

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:04

Vicar on the Tyne all day all day

Vicar's been on strike, he's down on his luck, it's tough

Man, I feel like a vicar

Dude looks like a vicar

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:12

Our vicar in the middle of our street.

Baggy vicars, baggy vicar, baggy vicars

Everywhere you go, you always take the vicar with you

Don't cry for me, vicar, the truth is I never left you.

So I'll cling to the old wooden vicar

The vicar takes you round and round and round, hold on to love

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:22

The chances of anything coming from vicars are a million to one, he said.

The chances of vicars coming from Mars are a million to one, he said.

Vicar! It's me, it's Cathy, I've come home

29 vicars, I feel the heat of your desert heart

Well my mama told me, there'll be vicars like this

Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that vicar

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:27

Summer vicar, makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

After the vicars of summer have gone.

It's fun to stay at the V. I. C. A. R. A. G. E

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:31

Finally it has happened to me right in front of my vicar

Groove is in the vicar.

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want, I wanna vicar

I need a vicar
I'm holdin' out for a vicar 'til the end of the night

Auto · 30/09/2020 09:39

Ten green vicars, standing on the wall

The real slim vicar

Jailhouse vicar

Matchstalk vicars and matchstalk cats and dogs

Total eclipse of the vicar

Who let the vicars out

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:40

Waiting for a vicar to fall
And carry your heart into my arms

LeaveMyDamnJam · 30/09/2020 09:43

Dirty Vicars Done Dirt Cheap.

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:47

There's a great crowd of vicars and they're coming down the street
Pleased as punch with brand new Doctor Marten's on their feet

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 09:50

Oh, young vicars, run free
Never be hung up
Hung up like my man and me

shreddednips · 30/09/2020 09:51

There is a house in New Orleans,
It's called the Rising sun,
And it's been the ruin of many a poor vicar,
Dear God, I know I was one.

All the girls on the block knocking at my door,
Wanna know what it is make the vicars want more.

Clowns to the left of me,
Vicars to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me,
I wanna be dirty,
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,
Vicar of the night.

HunterHearstHelmsley · 30/09/2020 09:52

Your vicar is like bad medicine

shreddednips · 30/09/2020 09:55

All the single vicars

I love this thread Grin

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 10:00

Oh simple vicar, where have you gone?

shreddednips · 30/09/2020 10:00

Oh I wanna dance with a vicar,
I wanna feel the heat with a vicar,
Oh, I wanna dance with a vicar,
With a vicar who loves me.

We don't have to take our cassocks off,
To have a good time, oh no,
We can dance and party all night,
And drink some communion wine.

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 10:00

And my vicar's back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
What a drag, too many snags
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Got to race some vicars to bed
Oh, are there vicars all around
Or are they in my head?
Yeah
I'm a vicar, dad
All the young vicars
Carry the news
Boogaloo vicars
Carry the news

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 10:01

We're gonna rock around the vicar tonight

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 10:13

Oh vicar, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey vicar, hey vicar
Oh vicar, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey vicar
Hey vicar
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight?
So you can take me home, vicar
'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, vicar, please vicar don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, vicar
Oh vicar what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh vicar, you're so pretty, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, vicar
Ooh what you do vicar, do vicar
Don't break my heart, vicar

Enrico · 30/09/2020 10:18

I want a vicar, so put it on me
I'm looking for a man who can take that heat
Want a vicar, but not too sweet
My baby gotta be tough while he running that street
Is he ride or die?

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Pelleas · 30/09/2020 10:28

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's a vicar reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a vicar to sweep me off my feet (yeah)
I need a vicar
I'm holdin' out for a vicar 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a vicar
I'm holdin' out for a vicar 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

NymphInYellow · 30/09/2020 11:29

The ace of vicars, the ace of vicars.

Total eclipse of the vicar.

Fat bottomed vicar.

Woah, this vicar's on fire.

NymphInYellow · 30/09/2020 11:33

I get by with a little help from my vicar.

I've been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my vicar.

Vicar in the sky with diamonds.

Feed the vicars, let them know it's Christmas time.

Nettleweed · 30/09/2020 13:16

There is a vicar that never goes out.

WildRosie · 30/09/2020 13:45

Hold the line
Vicars aren't always on time