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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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AWaspOnAWindowReturns · 29/09/2020 20:42

Not if you were the last Vicar on Earth

ifigoup · 29/09/2020 20:43

I got my first real vicar / down at the five and dime
Vicars are doing it for themselves
Vicar vicar vicar a man after midnight

Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:43

@Frogsandsheep thank you for taking it in good humour and apologies for the flippancy.

On the upside, there's probably a sociological/theological study to be done around song choices. Or maybe not.

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WarmSausageTea · 29/09/2020 20:44

I’ll forgive and forget, if you say you’ll never go
‘Cause it’s true what they say, better the vicar you know.

vampirethriller · 29/09/2020 20:45

Smack my vicar up
Oo Ahh just a little vicar
It's raining vicars

ColumboOnTheCase · 29/09/2020 20:47

In the jungle the quiet jungle
The vicar sleeps tonight

Vik1ng · 29/09/2020 20:48

Vicars just want to have fun

ChrissyPlummer · 29/09/2020 20:49

Call Me Vicar
Never Ending Vicar
One Last Vicar
When I Kissed the Vicar
Super Vicar
Rhinestone Vicar
Mysterious Vicar

missmouse101 · 29/09/2020 20:49

I'm dreaming of a white vicar
Just like the ones I used to know....

CeliaCanth · 29/09/2020 20:55

Wiley’s a party vicar, and she knows it
I am the morning vicar on WOLD...saying all the prayers for you wherever you may be
Vicar Vicar...why can’t we just stay together
Get fresh with the vicar - Showing Out!

crivit · 29/09/2020 20:55

Vicar,
Pushing down on me...

Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:55

Vicars are forever (forever)
They are all I need to please me

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gingerwhinger0 · 29/09/2020 20:58

I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
Ladies night Adonis. Working after hours
Ripples on my chest, never got an address
I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
I was a male vicar in a gogo bar
Built like a truck. I'd bump for a buck
Tips in my G-string, made my living

Ha ha love that song...

SquishySquirmy · 29/09/2020 20:59

We built this vicar. We built this vicar on rock and roll....

emilybrontescorsett · 29/09/2020 20:59

There's a vicar works down the chip shop swears he 's Elvis.

SquishySquirmy · 29/09/2020 21:00

It's raining vicars! Hallelujah!

SquishySquirmy · 29/09/2020 21:02

If you wannabe my vicar, you've gotta get with my friends.

mummycanihaveadrink · 29/09/2020 21:05

Vicar don't preach Grin

Breathmiller · 29/09/2020 21:05

I got 99 problems but my vicar ain't one

EdnaMole · 29/09/2020 21:13

Stand by your vicar
Hit me with your vicar stick
It’s raining vicars
Gimme Gimme Gimme a vicar after midnight.

CormoranStrike · 29/09/2020 21:14

Over the hill with the swords of a thousand vicars
Tainted vicars
Cotton eyed vicar
The only man who could ever reach me, was the son a vicar man
Total eclipse of the vicar
Fat bottomed vicars
Crazy little thing called vicar

babyboy20 · 29/09/2020 21:14

And I've seen him with girls of the night
And he told Roxanne to put on her red light
They're all infected but he'll be alright
'Cause he's a vicar, don't you know?
I said, he's a vicar, don't you know?

Breathmiller · 29/09/2020 21:18

My old mans a vicar
He wears a vicar's hat
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

Vik1ng · 29/09/2020 21:19

You’re the vicar that I want (you are the vicar I want), Ooo ooo ooo, Honey.

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 21:22

"You can try try try but you can't expect a vicar to beat a decapod (look it up!) "

Humpty Dumpty sat on the vicar.

But if only you could see them, you would know from their faces they were kings and queens followed by vicars and princesses.

Take me to church, I'll worship like a vicar at the shrine of your lies.

Clap along if you feel like a room without a vicar.

God save our gracious vicar.