Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

[Enrico]

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

Thank you one and all for genuinely brightening my mood with your wonderful suggestions. Special mention to @BaldAndWild who clearly should find a job that involves replacing a word in a song with the word "vicar" because she is excellent at it. 😀

Hahahaha thank you Enrico.

Rock a bye vicar on the tree top.

The vicars on the bus go knit knit knit.

Old Mcdonald had a vicar.

Five little vicars went swimming one day, over the pond and far away.

I'm a little vicar, short and stout.

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch my vicar

Courtesy of my filthy minded BIL

Candle in the vicar

Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the vicar parade

Gloria Estefan.. My vicar, my vicar, I've been touched by a vicar.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your vicar, do
Twinkle twinkle little vicar
Humpty Dumpty sat on a vicar
Viva Las Vicar
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the vicar baby

@Pelleas

V.I.C.A.R He is V.I.C.A.R He is v - vivacious He is i - irrestable He is c - such a cutie He is a - adorable He is r - ahhh - ahhh He is V.I.C.A.R He is V.I.C.A.R He is v - vainglorious He is i - an idiot He is c - complicated He is a - total arsehole He is r - ahh, ahh ...

She's an easy vicar
She'll get a hold on you believe it;
She's like no other
Before you know it, you'll be on your knees

Video killed the vicar.
Vicar Style.
Last night a vicar saved my life.
Uptown vicar (Brompton Oratory perhaps?).
Vicar seems to be the hardest word.

@Ormally !!!

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all vicars

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called "vicars"

(Coldplay yellow)

Last Christmas, I gave you a vicar
But the very next day, you gave him away
This year to save me from tears
I'll give him to someone special

@Inthebleakmidwinteriwouldsing she sounds good at her job, is all!!
I felt a bit more grubby about the combined swipe at both Anglican hymns and The Beatles earlier upthread actually, maybe with your username you were meaning that one!

You know what @Ormally you’re absolutely right, I’ve fallen prey to my own filthy mind there

Vicar flying high, you know how I feel.

Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern vicar family

This is a magical vicar, if you can follow your heart then together we'll find wonder in the stars

Paint the whole world with a vicar!

High flying vicar, that's good to hear but unimportant

Masquerade! Paper vicars on parade

A vicar called Malice

You ain't never caught a vicar and you ain't no friend of mine

See what giant steps we take, walking on the vicar

Under neon loneliness motorcycle vicar

Not rtf, but have we had 50 Ways to Leave Your Vicar?

Summer vicar, happened so fast
Summer vicar, had me a blast
Meet a girl, crazy for me
Meet a boy, cute as can be
Vicar days, driftin' away
But, oh, those vi-i-icar nights!

Inspired by the previous entry, here's another song from 'Vicar - the Musical'

Why this vicar is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's greased vicar!
(Grease vicar!)
Go, grease vicar, you're burnin' up the quarter mile
(Grease vicar, go grease vicar')
Go, grease vicar, you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
(Grease vicar, go grease vicar)
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease vicar

Did you ever know that you’re my vicar?
Everything I wished I could be...

Vicar, vicar, vicar ooh,
Like vicar, vicar, vicar ooh,
Say you’ll always be mine...

Sunday, Monday, Happy Vicar
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Vicar
Thursday, Friday, Happy Vicar
Saturday, what a vicar
Groovin' all week with you

Enrique Iglesias (very apt)
I can be your vicar

I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your vicar

Round and round the vicar like a Teddy bear

And they covered up the vicar until the birds had flown away

Where the vicars have no name

All day all day, watch them all fall down all day all day, vicar dancing