Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

[Enrico]

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

You can run into my vicar
It's okay, don't be alarmed

The vicar always shines on TV

But where are the vicars
Send in the vicars
Don't bother, they're here

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main vicar
And he'll vibe up the place like no other man could
He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know 'Ezeer he's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that he's mischievous, mysterious and devious
When he congregates amongst the people with the plate
But once you know he's fun, and something of a genius
His benedictus goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
'Eezer is the geezer…

I'm always touched by your vicar, dear

She’s got a vicar to ride
She’s got a vicar to ride
She’s got a vicar to ride
But she don’t care

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone -
He's a Japanese vicar

Vicar vicar- here I go again
My my, how can I resist you
Vicar, vicar- does it show again
My my/ just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been broken hearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go

You're sailing softly through the sun
In a broken stone age dawn
You fly so high
I get a strange vicar
Oh, what a strange vicar
Oh, it's a strange vicar
Got a strange magic
Got a strange magic

She's a Vicar Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

The vicar's gone
The vicar's gone away
The vicar's gone baby
The vicar is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you'll be sorry someday

My vicar takes the morning train,
She works from 9 til 5 and then,
She takes another home again,
To find me waiting for her...

Oh the grand old vicar of York,
He had ten thousand men

Ay ay ay, ay ay ay,
Tell you baby,
You huggin' up the big vicar man
You huggin' up the big vicar man
I've seen no sign of you, I've only heard that you huggin' up the big vicar man
I've seen no sign of you, I've only heard that you huggin' up the big vicar man
Is not lie, is not lie, them a tell me, you huggin' up the big vicar man
Is not lie, is not lie, them a tell me, you huggin' up the big vicar man
Now I know that, now I understand, you turnin' a vicar on me
Now I know that, now I understand, you turnin' a vicar on me

Hit me with your vicar stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your vicar stick.
Two fat vicars click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

If I was with a vicar he'd wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a vicar I'd make him quite unhappy
Specially when he did not want me to
If I was with a vixar I'd make believe I loved him
When all the time I would not like him much
If I was with a vicar he'd soon become unsettled
I'd show him but I would not let him touch
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
If I was with a vicar I'd never ask him questions
But if he did not want me to I would
If I was with a vicar I'd offer my indifference
And make quite sure he never understood
If I was with a vicar I'd threaten to unload him
Every time he asked me to explain
If I was with a vicar he'd have to learn to cherish
The purity and depth of my disdain
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing

So don't just stand there bust a vicar

I don't want no vicar
A vicar is a guy that can't get no love from me

I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Gold fish shoals
Nibbling at my vicars

So long ago
It's a certain time
It's a certain place
You touched my hand and you smiled
All the way back you held out your hand
If I hope and if I pray
Ooh it might work out someday
If I live to see the seven vicars
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end
I'll never live to match the beauty again

Foxey, foxey
You know you're a cute little heart breaker, ha
Vicar yeah
And you know you're a sweet little love maker, ha
Vicar
I want to take you home, haha yeah
I won't do you no harm no, ha
You got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh foxey vicar, yeah
Foxey, foxey
Now-a I see you come down on the scene
Oh vicae
You make me want to get up and a scream
Vicar, oh baby listen now
I've made up my mind
Yeah, I'm tired of wasting all my precious time
You got to be all mine, all mine
Foxey vicar
Here I come
Foxey

Everybody's got a hungry vicar
Everybody's got a hungry vicar

I don't want to wait in vain for your vicar

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat
Incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Hoo, like a vicar
Touched for the very first time
Like a vi-i-i car
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Vicaring is awesome!
Vicaring is cool when you have bread and wine,
Vicaring is awesome,
When you're living in faith!